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How would Jesus be tortured and murdered if he lived today?
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2021-03-08 at 12:02 AM UTCYou changed your quote you devil. 👹😏🤪
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2021-03-08 at 12:13 AM UTC
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2021-03-08 at 12:14 AM UTCCould you give me feedback on my Jesus torture?
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2021-03-08 at 12:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America It was lame tbh. I don't even know YouTube stars.
It just seemed backwards. I think my point was PewDiePie could be the new Jesus as he woiod have enough followers to be able to make him so and even write a new bible about him it's kinda already being Wariatten. -
2021-03-08 at 12:16 AM UTC
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2021-03-08 at 12:20 AM UTC
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2021-03-08 at 12:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ It just seemed backwards. I think my point was PewDiePie could be the new Jesus as he woiod have enough followers to be able to make him so and even write a new bible about him it's kinda already being Wariatten.
Oh yeah, I get it. That's why Zombie Muhammad made more sense to me. Islam already canonically accepts Jesus, and one of the foremost, beside Mohammad. From his point of view it would be an "of course". -
2021-03-08 at 12:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE Jesus was kind and soft spoken. Rude, mean Christians try to slander his character by associating him with their conduct.
If I had to torture Jesus today, I would feel bad about it but if I'm say Pilate Trump and that's the task I must do, I will do it well. I assume I will be allowed to assemble a team, so I'd get a medical team to keep him alive.
A mirror will be mounted above the table to which you are strapped. You will watch me deliver you unto hellfire. Forgive me as I sin.
First you will be administered 2g of liquid LSD and a low dose of Viagra.
Then I will carefully shatter every bone in your body. I will start with the easy ones, digits, joints, the tiny ones in your feet and your hands individually. My surgeons will make sure you don't die from the toxicity of the crushing trauma, or bleeding. We will keep lots of blood transfusions ready for you. You won't bleed out. You won't be allowed to sleep either. Electrodes in your skin will directly stimulate your pain response. There is no more pain than that possible, on a physical level. You won't pass out for the same reason. It'll be extremely low power, but your nerves will feel the hellfire you threaten. You won't be harmed. Physically. We also know how to stimulate wakefulness. Oh you will suffer. And it will not be a short term endeavour. I will shatter the larger bones with a small hammer, precisely and with deliberation so as to crush them inside you. I will inject your brain with a cancer by going under your eyelids. I will cultivate it like a garden and accelerate its growth.
All the while, I will slaughter one of your friends and loved ones, who will also be rounded up, once a month. The condition for this to end is the breaking of your faith. To admit hopelessness and nihilism. I'll help talk you into it. But the torture will continue anyway, because God is not there to punish my lie. As far as you are concerned, I am now god.
The cancer will slowly eat you on the inside. As your limbs grow necrotic and need to be removed with no anaesthesia, you will be reduced into little more than a torso. I will routinely make you gag on my cum while attractive women stimulate your penis and testicles, and the voltage arcs under your skin
Over time you will be gradually hooked up to life support systems and eventually left in solitude, with a small maintenance crew, to maintain your misery as the rot takes you. Pray it takes you quick.
Astaghfirullah.
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2021-03-08 at 1:28 AM UTCEmbarrassing memory: I used to pronounce it "pyoo-DIE-pee" till I heard it out loud on YT during "Ad Pocalypse"
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2021-03-08 at 9:43 AM UTCLet's torture the Buddha
