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Anyone here ever had a mustache?

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I did the last time I was in jail, and all the black guys called me zitler, because I had zits from the hard water and I kinda look like a young hitler
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    mso8 Houston
    cant grow one but i had a goatee once and thinking back it was kinda pathetic and it looked like shit. i have sideburns though
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mso8 cant grow one but i had a goatee once and thinking back it was kinda pathetic and it looked like shit. i have sideburns though

    can you post a picture of the side burns? I have side burns too... do you like salt on your chicken?
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I did the last time I was in jail, and all the black guys called me zitler, because I had zits from the hard water and I kinda look like a young hitler

    more likely they gave you that nickname because every time someone squeezed your asscheeks white creamy goo sprayed out from between them.
  5. #5
    mso8 Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby can you post a picture of the side burns? I have side burns too… do you like salt on your chicken?

    i do and i unfortunately can't at the moment
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock more likely they gave you that nickname because every time someone squeezed your asscheeks white creamy goo sprayed out from between them.

    I know you look at a lot of gay prison porn but not all of your sexual fantasies are reality.
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I know you look at a lot of gay prison porn but not all of your sexual fantasies are reality.

    when it comes to you they are
  8. #8
    mso8 Houston
    actually wait, is salt on chicken gay prison slang. because if it is then i refuse to engage in any kind of sodomitical activities.
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mso8 actually wait, is salt on chicken gay prison slang. because if it is then i refuse to engage in any kind of sodomitical activities.

    dont knock it till you try it
  10. #10
    plz change user title to zitler
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