We got our first major leauge team here in austin and soccer stadium it looks sweet. I've been into watching and playing when I was younger but I've never been to a game before but I'd totally go to something like this and get krunk opens this spring. mathew mccounahay made the jerseys
but anyways I'm stoked, I'm going to try and go to the first game with my friend jeff, I haven't had done anything like go to a show or anything like that in almost a year except just go on a few dates and cycle around to this bar down the street.
Originally posted by STER0S
i thought you said you were italian
no i didn't, but I've said before I can pull off italian, my fake name if I need to use one is bobby risigliano.
But yeah i've said many times my mom is half latinx and I'm of irish origin on both sides
I joked around about be jedi just because theres so much hate on this site despite the jedis being americas best ally and I have a jedi for jedi women/girls like the lady from blossom and I worked at jedi resteraunt last year up until recently
but yeah I'm actually glad I'm not heavily hispanic because it would suck to be really short and have a tiny dick and have love handles like §m£ÂgØL does
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
I was sending money to my cousin in itali (bet you guys didn't know I'm part italian) and i have was having a problem with my bank so I went outside to puff on my juul and drink a kombucha and this guy told me if I mind him breaking into the machine. I told him I don't give a fuck how do you do it? And he said he just kicks it.. and he kicked it and I heard all of these quarters fall onto the ground and I was like man thats crazy. I started telling him how I got some gutamelens in jail 12 years ago to beat up the whyte hick from beefa tx, he blew up a soda machine with a homemade pipe bomb and the pigs arrested him, he was so giddy it was his last day and this nigga when we were working in the kitched was flicking water on me with a spoon and I ingored it but he just kept laughing at me saying in a dumb voice "what are you gonna do about it?! It's my last day!" So I just dumped my tumblr of water over his head and all the nigs starting go wild laughing saying "this gon'ts cold as fuck with a cup of water" and the hick was so embarassed he went to the door where they had the clothes to change.. and it was locked so he just ran into the door and made the nigs laugh even louder. It's funny now.. but at the time I was super pissed and legit had an adrenaline rush because I was about to destroy this guy infront of everyone, luckily I didn't have to do it phsyically just mentally.. when we went back to our pods I spoke thru the hole in the wall and told the guatemalans that he's calling you all a bunch of mexican nutter butters.. I laid on my bunk watching them shove him into the bathroom to talk to him.. his last day was his fuck day
2016-09-27 at 2:40 AM PDT in Wanting to scream for help
