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Anyone into soccer?

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    We got our first major leauge team here in austin and soccer stadium it looks sweet. I've been into watching and playing when I was younger but I've never been to a game before but I'd totally go to something like this and get krunk opens this spring. mathew mccounahay made the jerseys


  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ fuck my ass sphincter raw, you sexy mexican fuck puppet

    I'm american, but I'm mestizo and irish
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  3. #3
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm american, but I'm mestizo and irish

    i thought you said you were italian
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    but anyways I'm stoked, I'm going to try and go to the first game with my friend jeff, I haven't had done anything like go to a show or anything like that in almost a year except just go on a few dates and cycle around to this bar down the street.
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by STER0S i thought you said you were italian

    no i didn't, but I've said before I can pull off italian, my fake name if I need to use one is bobby risigliano.

    But yeah i've said many times my mom is half latinx and I'm of irish origin on both sides

    I joked around about be jedi just because theres so much hate on this site despite the jedis being americas best ally and I have a jedi for jedi women/girls like the lady from blossom and I worked at jedi resteraunt last year up until recently

    but yeah I'm actually glad I'm not heavily hispanic because it would suck to be really short and have a tiny dick and have love handles like §m£ÂgØL does
  6. #6
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    I was sending money to my cousin in itali (bet you guys didn't know I'm part italian) and i have was having a problem with my bank so I went outside to puff on my juul and drink a kombucha and this guy told me if I mind him breaking into the machine. I told him I don't give a fuck how do you do it? And he said he just kicks it.. and he kicked it and I heard all of these quarters fall onto the ground and I was like man thats crazy. I started telling him how I got some gutamelens in jail 12 years ago to beat up the whyte hick from beefa tx, he blew up a soda machine with a homemade pipe bomb and the pigs arrested him, he was so giddy it was his last day and this nigga when we were working in the kitched was flicking water on me with a spoon and I ingored it but he just kept laughing at me saying in a dumb voice "what are you gonna do about it?! It's my last day!" So I just dumped my tumblr of water over his head and all the nigs starting go wild laughing saying "this gon'ts cold as fuck with a cup of water" and the hick was so embarassed he went to the door where they had the clothes to change.. and it was locked so he just ran into the door and made the nigs laugh even louder. It's funny now.. but at the time I was super pissed and legit had an adrenaline rush because I was about to destroy this guy infront of everyone, luckily I didn't have to do it phsyically just mentally.. when we went back to our pods I spoke thru the hole in the wall and told the guatemalans that he's calling you all a bunch of mexican nutter butters.. I laid on my bunk watching them shove him into the bathroom to talk to him.. his last day was his fuck day


    2016-09-27 at 2:40 AM PDT in Wanting to scream for help
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    He’s also part retard/dishwasher

    And it’s called football
  8. #8
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Hahahahahaha America sucks at football.

    "Soccer", retards.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls He’s also part retard/dishwasher

    And it’s called football
    haha whatever you gay nerd
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Hahahahahaha America sucks at football.

    "Soccer", retards.

    actually were pretty good
  11. #11
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby haha whatever you gay nerd



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually were pretty good

    Lol no, no you're not.

    No trophies or in any good international leagues, low tier spastics.

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    How many times has the USA won the world cup?

    A big fat zero

    they didn’t even get past the group stages
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  13. #13
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    When our British footballers are just about ready to retire they go to america to help out

    Even beckham opened a club in miami
  14. #14
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls When our British footballers are just about ready to retire they go to america to help out

    Even beckham opened a club in miami

    Hahaha Steven Gerrard too
  15. #15
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm american, but I'm mestizo and irish

    You're not big in Japan, are you?


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  16. #16
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm american, but I'm mestizo and irish

    Irish are mexican too
  17. #17
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc You're not big in Japan, are you?


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    Wow boomer bet nobody's ever told that one
  18. #18
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀rabbitwe­ed ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ youre a faggot nigger mexican with a cock the size of a grain of rice

    now stick it in my asshole and ill pretend to fee it

    No
  19. #19
    british football is gay and pedophillic.

    it starts with men walking hand-in-hand with boys and girls.

    and god knows what hapoen in the locker rooms to these childrens.
  20. #20
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Do you even know the offside rule opie🤣
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