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Making an electrified fence

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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Found an aluminum bed frame which fits perfectly across the inside of my front door, which is pretty weak and shitty but landlord won't sort it out nor allow me to. So I want to improve my security, which the bed now helps by acting like a gate. But I want to electrify the bed frame to keep the more determined leaches at bay. I'm thinking I could salvage the transformer and capacitor from an old microwave I still have, assuming the parts still work. Hopefully the capacitor will help hold some charge even if the power was cut. You pass the fusebox in the corridor coming up to my apartment so that's not impossible. I'd also like to add a switch by my chair so I can power it up quickly when needed, possibly even have a few switches dotted around the place so I don't get caught out in the bedroom with my pants down lol, or while in the bathroom or something. Also don't want to go shocking my girl when she off her face while at mine.

    Was also watching Electroboom's yt channel showing how he made a Marx generator. Was thinking of having one placed on my side of the fencing arcing a big fat spark onto the gate while making a big loud crack 2 or 3 times per second, which should make anybody stop and think twice about touching that gate. Have already arranged a load of stuff around the door in such a way that only one person can enter at a time, then the door has to shut and that person has to step over a big heavy wooden unit on the ground behind the door before the next person can enter.

    Would appreciate any advice if any of you know much about electronics?
    Thx


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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Home Alone: Brexit edition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    That bed frame and microwave are probably considered deadly terrorism weapons in the UK.

    Here in the states we just shotgun people who break through our front doors
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    You looking for a picana?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picana
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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump You looking for a picana?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picana

    Not really no, I'm sure I can figure this out, just wondered if there were any leckies with any good advice to add to the mix, was all.


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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I leave my door unlocked and a plate of cookies sitting out.
    No one is going to hurt you if you give them a cookie first.
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Fucking dumbass just hook the mains to the bedframe. Most breakers are located near the front door anyway.
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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Fucking dumbass just hook the mains to the bedframe. Most breakers are located near the front door anyway.

    go back to half baked and SG moron


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    Originally posted by Narc Found an aluminum bed frame which fits perfectly across the inside of my front door, which is pretty weak and shitty but landlord won't sort it out nor allow me to. So I want to improve my security, which the bed now helps by acting like a gate. But I want to electrify the bed frame to keep the more determined leaches at bay. I'm thinking I could salvage the transformer and capacitor from an old microwave I still have, assuming the parts still work. Hopefully the capacitor will help hold some charge even if the power was cut. You pass the fusebox in the corridor coming up to my apartment so that's not impossible. I'd also like to add a switch by my chair so I can power it up quickly when needed, possibly even have a few switches dotted around the place so I don't get caught out in the bedroom with my pants down lol, or while in the bathroom or something. Also don't want to go shocking my girl when she off her face while at mine.

    Was also watching Electroboom's yt channel showing how he made a Marx generator. Was thinking of having one placed on my side of the fencing arcing a big fat spark onto the gate while making a big loud crack 2 or 3 times per second, which should make anybody stop and think twice about touching that gate. Have already arranged a load of stuff around the door in such a way that only one person can enter at a time, then the door has to shut and that person has to step over a big heavy wooden unit on the ground behind the door before the next person can enter.

    Would appreciate any advice if any of you know much about electronics?
    Thx


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    make sure you get your bed licence and your microwave licence.
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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by WolfgangBladt make sure you get your bed licence and your microwave licence.

    Not problem, don't need them.


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    cigreting Dark Matter
    hook 220 up to whatever is metal, should learn an intruder real good
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Here's a link for an oil furnace transformer producing 10,000 volts:

    https://www.zoro.com/allanson-oil-burner-ignition-transformer-2721-628g/i/G4537915/?gclid=2f33658b5417196c90fe05b1c55a1023&gclsrc=3p.ds&msclkid=2f33658b5417196c90fe05b1c55a1023&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PLA_US_Bing_SSC&utm_term=4586131721889449&utm_content=All%20Products

    You would also need a metal plate on the floor as well as a ton of insurance for when they come for you for murder.
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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    No, if somebody kicks my door thru with intent to attack me them im protected by law to use anything at hand to defend my life, my property and my family and/or any guests in my property. And even if I wasn't id still do so anyway because the law and authorities here are a joke, so will deal with them later.


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