2021-02-27 at 12:12 AM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Found an aluminum bed frame which fits perfectly across the inside of my front door, which is pretty weak and shitty but landlord won't sort it out nor allow me to. So I want to improve my security, which the bed now helps by acting like a gate. But I want to electrify the bed frame to keep the more determined leaches at bay. I'm thinking I could salvage the transformer and capacitor from an old microwave I still have, assuming the parts still work. Hopefully the capacitor will help hold some charge even if the power was cut. You pass the fusebox in the corridor coming up to my apartment so that's not impossible. I'd also like to add a switch by my chair so I can power it up quickly when needed, possibly even have a few switches dotted around the place so I don't get caught out in the bedroom with my pants down lol, or while in the bathroom or something. Also don't want to go shocking my girl when she off her face while at mine.
Was also watching Electroboom's yt channel showing how he made a Marx generator. Was thinking of having one placed on my side of the fencing arcing a big fat spark onto the gate while making a big loud crack 2 or 3 times per second, which should make anybody stop and think twice about touching that gate. Have already arranged a load of stuff around the door in such a way that only one person can enter at a time, then the door has to shut and that person has to step over a big heavy wooden unit on the ground behind the door before the next person can enter.
Would appreciate any advice if any of you know much about electronics?
Thx
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2021-02-27 at 12:14 AM UTC
Home Alone: Brexit edition
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2021-02-27 at 12:16 AM UTC
That bed frame and microwave are probably considered deadly terrorism weapons in the UK.
Here in the states we just shotgun people who break through our front doors
2021-02-27 at 4:38 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I leave my door unlocked and a plate of cookies sitting out.
No one is going to hurt you if you give them a cookie first.
2021-02-27 at 6:22 AM UTC
Fucking dumbass just hook the mains to the bedframe. Most breakers are located near the front door anyway.
2021-02-27 at 12:24 PM UTC
hook 220 up to whatever is metal, should learn an intruder real good
2021-02-27 at 8:38 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
No, if somebody kicks my door thru with intent to attack me them im protected by law to use anything at hand to defend my life, my property and my family and/or any guests in my property. And even if I wasn't id still do so anyway because the law and authorities here are a joke, so will deal with them later.
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