2021-02-25 at 4:26 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Anyone got any last minute words of wizzdom.
2021-02-25 at 4:30 PM UTC
ask them if they want a stool sample and throw it at them
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2021-02-25 at 4:44 PM UTC
tell them its from edibles because you have chronic pain and if they ask what kind of pain say "some hurts only show on the inside"
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2021-02-25 at 4:57 PM UTC
Bribery has always worked very well in the past. Just pretend to drop a few hundred dollar bills, then ask them if they'll take good care of you, and wink while saying it.
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2021-02-25 at 5:38 PM UTC
take an stol sampl in d cup
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2021-02-25 at 5:40 PM UTC
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2021-02-25 at 5:40 PM UTC
I dropped a stool sample last year in a cup...Colongard...you shit in their special cup and then UPS it to them to see if you have cancer or not. The packaging has "human sample" stamped all over it so the UPS chick knows it's a shit box when you hand it over to her...as such I said "Don't worry, I washed my hands before boxing it up".
2021-02-25 at 7:01 PM UTC
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2021-02-26 at 2:55 AM UTC
if they dont explicitly tell u to pee, just jizz in the cup and act surprised when they tell u dat u dumdum
2021-02-26 at 3:07 AM UTC
Remember to give them a covid anal swab, especially if they don't ask for it. It's only good manners.
Then coof on them, so they feel included.
If you piss dirty, claim it's a new corona variant.
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