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  1. #1
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Yeah but for real I'm probably gonna do it in the next year or two. Hopefully.

    I accidentally opened up about it to people i shouldn't because LSD.

    I'm gonna do it Malice style. Not going to have even one fuck up. People who fuck up suicide are either dumb, high, or both.

    hopefully.

    considering you mentioned '.38' in your original list, along with helium, youve already made is hilariously apparent your demise is going to be entertaining for someone that isnt you.

    to anyone else that is considering suicide who isnt an everlasting cockslobber my recommendation is a 12gauge shotgun loaded with 3" (or longer) hollowpoint slugs (the type doesnt matter) or buckshot of any size with a '0' in it. the process is to hold the muzzle in the mouth, with the lips tightly closed, with the path of projectile aiming diagonal to the 'bald spot' at the top/back of the head.

    foolproof.

    the tightly closed lips will contain the several-thousand-fps expanding gasses within the skull to cause virtually instantaneous death due to the shockwave, and since the human skull isnt physically capable of containing such forces, it will literally explode. the slugs/buckshot going about 1,000fps-plus is pretty much redundant, but a good insurance policy if your lips arent tightly expressing their love for the muzzle and some of the expanding gasses manage to find their way out..
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Nvm

    the best way for you to kill yourself is via the 'mr hands' method

    i promise...youll like it
  3. #3
    Originally posted by aldra could've easily cooked off a propane tank in this case

    actually.

    the laser would heat the tank to the point the excessively pressurized gasses would bleed out of the safety-release, the heat might cause the escaping gasses to ignite in which case it would be little more than a nifty flame thrower.

    however...if someone managed to lock the safety-release there would be a relatively impressive BLEVE that would make a decent fireworks show.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Xlite Hmm..

    I'm no expert here but i'm inclined to believe that the site would be abit more.. circular?
    This looks more like.. an ion cannon from the c&c games.

    Is this orbital cannon meant to be shooting laser beams, or what kinda ammo are we talking?
    I'm sure that if it was a laser cannon there'd be fire and scorch marks.

    I guess it could be gass, but an ion cannon is more awesome.

    there was something i was reading about in the 90s (in military FOUO publications) that there was an experimental/testing energy weapon that used some kind of particle acceleration to where once a target was impacted the almost-light-speed particles would react with the molecules/atoms of the target and cause an internal explosion. i dont know what ever came of that...i lost interest in the topic but i think i have the publication laying around in a storage shed somewhere.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by A College Professor yeah okay you fag who has a fetish for putting foreign objects in his mouth

    i have a fetish of putting my crotch cannon into your cavernous crapper, you dumb nigger
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Sophie What a fucking victim. "Greatest programmer of all time" he calls himself. More like Spectral lite. I am half of the mind to teach him the meaning of pain just to make a point. And i don't even dislike the guy that much.

    no male has the outlook on life that he does without having experienced involuntary rectal abuse.

    i guarantee at least once in his life, possible multiple times, hes been sexually molestered.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by aldra https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MARAUDER

    sounds like this

    thats pretty fucking hilarious...my memory isnt as bad as i thought it was.

    the stuff i was reading about wasnt in the classified section of the place i was reading it in...as a matter of fact there was even a photocopier that i was using, which is how i managed to get the copy i have/had.

    i recall one of the issues was energy to feed it. the amount of energy required to feed the thing was something on the order of needing a full-sized power plant that could service a small city. not even an aircraft carrier power plant that could feed electromagnetic catapults had the energy production requirements to feed it.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Bugz Don't talk to luigi like that. Or we'll both lock you into a tuff-shed and then use his awesome van to push the tuff-shed into a hole we find and then pour concrete on top of your tuff-shed but not before punching a hole in the roof and pouring tens of thousands of Japanese Man Killer Wasp into it

    neither one of you two idiots is going to be doing anything other than fighting each other over the single air hole of the gimp box im going to stuff you both into.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by WolfgangBladt also a great option for death by pity when all the EMTs hold your face together while you slowly die and gasp for breath.

    no...that is why i said pointing to the top/back of the head, the 'bald spot', because at that angle the expanding gasses have momentum that forces it to penetrate the thin bones of the 'mouth', then excessively pressurize the skull, resulting in rapid omnidirectional separation at a high rate of speed. regardless, the initial shockwave will cause death. the human skull is not physically capable of withstanding even a small fraction of that amount of energy.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Antifa Member i like cock in my ass

    in your case, your orifices were cock-stuffed through your own requests.

    faggot.
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