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Should I buy two handles of vodka and wake up next month?

  1. #1
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    ??
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ah the good old phenazepam days
  3. #3
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Any day can be the good old days with the right chemical assistant
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  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah you're right I SHOULD buy a gram of etizolam
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  5. #5
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Your going to need more vodka.
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  6. #6
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra yeah you're right I SHOULD buy a gram of etizolam

    Buy TWO grams and dose it with a toothpick, you'll be fine. Its for anxiety n shit
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    i was dosing it with my pinky
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Buy TWO grams and dose it with a toothpick, you'll be fine. Its for anxiety n shit

    lol I use a knife
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    I like to use the knife after I have already ingested the substance
  10. #10
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    It's day three of an etiz binge and you've evolved from a toothpick, to a knife, to just licking your pinky and dipping it in. It's all downhill from here, and you don't care. You can't care.
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  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    licking the bag is the best part
  12. #12
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost licking the bag is the best part

    Yeah its a delicacy they eat the bags in France or something
  13. #13
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Settled on a bottle of moscato and 750ml of vodka.

    The moscato is QUAIL OAK and it tastes like watered down apple juice.
  14. #14
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Its for science, mom.
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