Should I buy two handles of vodka and wake up next month?

1. 2021-02-24 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Antifa Member African Astronaut
   ??
2. 2021-02-24 at 1:52 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   ah the good old phenazepam days
3. 2021-02-24 at 1:58 AM UTC

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   Antifa Member African Astronaut
   Any day can be the good old days with the right chemical assistant
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2021-02-24 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   yeah you're right I SHOULD buy a gram of etizolam
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5. 2021-02-24 at 2:01 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Your going to need more vodka.
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6. 2021-02-24 at 2:02 AM UTC

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   Antifa Member African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra yeah you're right I SHOULD buy a gram of etizolam

   
   Buy TWO grams and dose it with a toothpick, you'll be fine. Its for anxiety n shit
7. 2021-02-24 at 3:04 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   i was dosing it with my pinky
8. 2021-02-24 at 8:35 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Antifa Member Buy TWO grams and dose it with a toothpick, you'll be fine. Its for anxiety n shit

   
   lol I use a knife
9. 2021-02-24 at 8:42 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I like to use the knife after I have already ingested the substance
10. 2021-02-24 at 8:44 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    It's day three of an etiz binge and you've evolved from a toothpick, to a knife, to just licking your pinky and dipping it in. It's all downhill from here, and you don't care. You can't care.
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    • aldra
11. 2021-02-24 at 8:50 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    licking the bag is the best part
12. 2021-02-24 at 2:41 PM UTC

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    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost licking the bag is the best part

    
    Yeah its a delicacy they eat the bags in France or something
13. 2021-02-24 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Settled on a bottle of moscato and 750ml of vodka.
    
    The moscato is QUAIL OAK and it tastes like watered down apple juice.
14. 2021-02-24 at 6:06 PM UTC

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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Its for science, mom.