2021-02-23 at 3:57 PM UTC
Oh man oh man oh man.
I got the anxiety you guys.
It has been so long since I left the house I wouldn't be surprised if my car won't start.
Not having a job is stressful.
Today I have a couple of goals.
Goal #1 is yesterday's goal which was to finish my taxes.
Yea... I didn't do that yesterday.
Goal #2 is to go to Walmart and buy extra small tighty whities to hold my fetish piss securely along with some duct tape for extra measure.
Goal #3 will be to find something else to throw in that shopping cart in hopes of not looking too suspect.
Yesterday I was doing practice runs of synthetically pissing and I had one instance where the botte of fake pee fell out of my pants leg. That cannot happen during the actual mission.
Something I need to start practicing is controlling the temperature of the piss because I do not want to be caught trying to cool down my piss by blowing on it during the drug test.
And I am still afraid the cap will open while the entire thing is tucked in my pants and I will look like a god damn piss covered idiot.
The silence of being alone in the apartment all day is going to add to my anxiety.
As much as I wish I could stay home and play video games for 24 hours straight I cannot as it gives me an overwhelming feeling of "probably going to jail".
I thought about buying another fake piss and going to get more jobs so that I can use probability as a back up plan.
With modern science and the invention of the internet I am able to search for possible employers and find out what type of drug testing they do. Sometimes anyways...
The real limiting factor will be knowing I am in the worst shape of my life and now I got to "fake it 'til I make it" starting all over again wherever it is I start.
What are your first hand experiences with being a loser?
I very much would like to hear from some of you on how you seemingly don't care that you're a piece of shit.
2021-02-23 at 4:01 PM UTC
I read the whole thing but I wish I didn't.
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2021-02-23 at 4:09 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
you better pray the lab your piss is being sent to isnt able detect it's not real piss.
2021-02-23 at 4:13 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
lol opie you're going to fuck this up if you don't take my advice I've been on adult supervision for a total of 8 years and passed my piss test just by drinking a gallon of water before going in because you're pissing just water
ive heard about using gelatin working to clog up your kidneys but I never attempted that because I know my method works but the gelatin works well. And common are serioiusly going to use fake piss? Sounds really dump arnie.
ahah i knew this one guy that tried to do that and the fake piss while he was waiting ent up running down his leg, just seems like a really bad idea. I wouldn't risk something like that, whats the worst that can happen you don't get hired? Don't you have a script for your weed anyways?
Is this another one of your false outrageous ?
2021-02-23 at 4:17 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I got a stupid job almost a year ago just like what you're applying for and I just didn't smoke for a few days and drank a gallon of water before going in and everything was fine.
what the doctor was concerened about was I was shaking really bad and my blood pressure was through the roof, she just was like "you must be nervous" and I was like "yeaaah.. thats it... lol"
dont be stupid arnie, just drink the water, you don't have money for new briefs and fake piss
2021-02-23 at 4:43 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
My main concern now is the fact I am still laying naked in bed and it is almost noon.
2021-02-23 at 4:58 PM UTC
If you sample is too hot just swish it in your mouth for a second and spit it back into the cup, it will cool it down faster
2021-02-23 at 6:17 PM UTC
My internet is too slow for me to procrastinate playing video games all day.
I am dressed and ready to go out an get stuff done.
Not looking forward to going into Walmart. I hope they have self check out open.
There is little else to do today.
Still haven't touched my taxes.
I tried using free tax website but it says that because I have an HSA account that I need to pay them $25 and use their DELUXE version.
Im not even sure where all my tax forms are but does it really matter if I don't file the Robinhood part that says I made $6 in the stock market last year?
2021-02-23 at 6:28 PM UTC
ive used fake piss several times and its worked every time
2021-02-23 at 6:57 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Im here at walmart.
About to go in and not look suspect.
Unfortunately I waited until the local school let out and there are kids everywhere.
2021-02-23 at 7:35 PM UTC
You know damn well you prefer Shell to be gumming your shit lol.
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2021-02-23 at 7:43 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
where do you even buy fake piss? some sex or fetish shop?
