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  1. Originally posted by Misguided Russian Here we see one poster talking about shoving his cartridge into the rear end of er and letting his cartridge blow its load, and another one talking about sucking off the front. A contrast of pitching and catching.

    Reminds me of an old joke: a banana and a cigarette are talking amongst each other, talking about who has a worse death. The banana says "my death is the worst, first they peel my skin off, then they eat me alive". The cigarette says "thats nothing. First, they light my TIP on fire, then they suck me out through my ass so that the fire doesn't go out".

    F0lks?

    how about condoms.

    the first time they fucked someone is also the first time they get fucked in the ass.
  2. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Volks?
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Rats?
  4. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Here we see one poster talking about shoving his cartridge into the rear end of er and letting his cartridge blow its load, and another one talking about sucking off the front. A contrast of pitching and catching.

    Reminds me of an old joke: a banana and a cigarette are talking amongst each other, talking about who has a worse death. The banana says "my death is the worst, first they peel my skin off, then they eat me alive". The cigarette says "thats nothing. First, they light my TIP on fire, then they suck me out through my ass so that the fire doesn't go out".

    F0lks?

    Is that a translated Russian joke?

    Why are Russians so sex obsessed?

    Like 50% of Russian ads are sexual

    Weak masculinity feeling maybe?
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  6. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how about condoms.

    the first time they fucked someone is also the first time they get fucked in the ass.

    Sounds a lot like golum actually LOL



    Originally posted by Antifa Member Is that a translated Russian joke?

    It was told by some ukrainian yids in odessa.
  7. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    bolshevism altered the russian peoples' culture in a way that promotes sexism and toxic hyper-masculinity.


    read 200 years together, oh wait you can't because it's banned in your country hahaha
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  8. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz bolshevism altered the russian peoples' culture in a way that promotes sexism and toxic hyper-masculinity.


    read 200 years together, oh wait you can't because it's banned in your country hahaha

    Lol yep.

    Russia got brainwashed by the church HARD. Apparently they were pretty accepting of gays before missionaries jumped in. There was an explorer in the 1500s who wrote about being surprised by it.
  9. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Lol yep.

    Russia got brainwashed by the church HARD. Apparently they were pretty accepting of gays before missionaries jumped in. There was an explorer in the 1500s who wrote about being surprised by it.

    it wasn't the church, although orthodox christianity in russia is used by the russian government the same way the cia uses it in the US

    "You must understand. The leading Bolsheviks who took over Russia were not Russians. They hated Russians. They hated Christians. Driven by ethnic hatred they tortured and slaughtered millions of Russians without a shred of human remorse. The October Revolution was not what you call in America the "Russian Revolution." It was an invasion and conquest over the Russian people. More of my countrymen suffered horrific crimes at their bloodstained hands than any people or nation ever suffered in the entirety of human history. It cannot be understated. Bolshevism was the greatest human slaughter of all time. The fact that most of the world is ignorant of this reality is proof that the global media itself is in the hands of the perpetrators."

    The worst genocide in history wasn't the Holocaust … in fact, it was perpetrated by members of the very same group of people who claim they were the victims of one. And it took the lives of 66 million (Solzhenitsyn's estimate of those who perished between 1918 and 1957), not 6 million.



    most j3ws orthodox or otherwise are duped into going along with it because they think it's what's best for their people


    the term 'russian mafia' is misleading since they're not entirely russian and are mostly controlled by fake j3ws from georgia, the country, or khazaria, turkic basically

    a lot of them may not know this, but it's mostly these foreign blood 'russians' that control their organized crime to this day.

    mafias tend to promote sexism, and traditional male/female roles in russia have been the norm for a long time so the bolsheviks/crime families took advantage of that as any mafia usually does and exploited their women etc

    i think christianity is kinda retarded as it historically has whites become puppets of j3ws(and the fake ones)
  10. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Standard butt plug
    Unlubricated finger
    Beer bottle (bonus if its a corona)
  11. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    "Priests were crucified and had their eyes gouged out and tongues cut off. Their churches were burnt to the ground or turned into toilet houses or Synagogues. Some of the victims were boiled alive. Others were placed in boxes with rats or had hot lead poured into their mouths. Babies were cut out of pregnant women and slaughtered in front of the mothers. Some victim’s had their stomachs cut open and their intestines nailed to a pole and then were forced to run around the pole until their guts unraveled and they died. Sometimes the next day’s victim was forced to watch. Children were tortured in front of their parents. Women in front of their husbands."

    A former Soviet functionary named Mikhail Voslensky wrote about some of the methods of torture and murder in his book Nomenclature:

    "In Kharkov, people were scalped. In Vorenezh, the torture victims were placed in barrels into which nails were hammered so that they stuck out on the inside, upon which the barrels were set rolling. A pentacle (usually a five pointed star formerly used in magic) was burned into the foreheads of the victims. In Tsaritsyn and Kamyshin, the hands of victims were amputated with a saw. In Poltava and Kremenchug, the victims were impaled. In Odessa, they were roasted alive in ovens or ripped to pieces. In Kiev, the victims were placed in coffins with a decomposing body and buried alive, only to be dug up again after half an hour."
  12. Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Cucumbers, carrots, fists?

    Discuss.



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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Frankie Boyle once gave an audience member the following advice:

    "Don't ever let anyone ram a big Toblerone up your arse.

    But if you do for some reason, let it melt a bit first, don't try to rip it out right away"
  14. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America

    Good choice m8
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    1 man 1 jar
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse 1 man 1 jar

    such a weird video that one

    he doesn't even flinch, like a degenerate terminator someone programmed wrong

    I heard he died from blood loss but never bothered to verify
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  17. Originally posted by aldra Frankie Boyle once gave an audience member the following advice:

    "Don't ever let anyone ram a big Toblerone up your arse.

    But if you do for some reason, let it melt a bit first, don't try to rip it out right away"

    Nougat abrasions
  18. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra like a degenerate terminator someone programmed wrong
  19. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Hammers
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yorkshire puddings
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