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Does anyone else purposely leave public bathrooms unlocked? 🚻

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    As a piece of shit, I frequently will use gas station or grocery store single patron bathrooms to poop, roll joints or sniff opiates (opiates less so as of late) but when I do, I do not lock the door. Usually I will be sitting on the toilet doing my business when someone will rush in and look at me and apologize profusely and I will usually smile and laugh. They are embarrassed for catching me with my pants down (or the belief that I am) but I am completely unbothered. Sometimes it is the gas station attendants and I will make a point of going up and buying something just to hear them apologize again. When it's a customer rarely will they be outside waiting when I leave.

    Discuss how fucked up this is. I've done it on and off for many years, not all the time but lately everytime I am alone in a public bathroom. The anticipation is funny to me too, I haven't gotten the balls to engineer a really fucked up scenario so I'm usually just squatting and laughing
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    DO WUT
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood DO WUT

    #endgenderneutralitynow
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    Using public bathrooms at all is 3.6 roentgen on my degeneracy meter. My scale doesn't go higher.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    i leave dumps in the toilet, but i lock the door when i'm in there.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Using public bathrooms at all is 3.6 roentgen on my degeneracy meter. My scale doesn't go higher.

    "I only bareback Ugandan transsexuals in my personal bathroom which Is not cleaned everyday"

    Oh we can go much higher
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    no because here in spun-out-california i dont want to play the probability game of getting raped by some faggot high on meth with my pants down to my ankles while im smacked from xanax and then having to explain to my girlfriend why there's cum dribbling down from my asshole.
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    Originally posted by Sudo "I only bareback Ugandan transsexuals in my personal bathroom which Is not cleaned everyday"

    Oh we can go much higher

    sudo confirmed racist against Kenyan hookers.
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    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
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  10. #10
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    soon you'll need this to get off, then you'll need them to get off, then you'll start killing them

    you must realize you already have this inside of you & your purpose is to let it come out
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  11. #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Zanick soon you'll need this to get off, then you'll need them to get off, then you'll start killing them

    you must realize you already have this inside of you & your purpose is to let it come out

    I want to be inside you and for you to let me come out 💖
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    sometimes if i'm going to be quick to piss, or I'll just straight up leave the door open, just like using a urinal.

    But other than that only queers / retards leave them unlocked.

    Awhile back I was finished donating plasma and I went to go take a piss and opened up the door and this nigger was in there taking a piss and I just said "awww my bad" and turned around and walked away and he started yelling through the door "YOU DON"T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING KNOCK?!"

    and I yelled back "YOU DON"T KNOW HOW TO USE A LOCK THATS WHY ITS ON THE DOOR DUMBASS" and he went out and i went in and locked to door and he was still ranting about how i need to knock and the security guard and the nurses where trying calm his nigger ass down telling to use the lock, while he was just wildying calling me a punk ass whyte boy

    but also another thing i don't like is people that will totally try the door handle and then still knock asking if anyone is in there.. I just yell back naaah nobody is in here at all please leave
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But yeah at work I've walked in on so many of my co-workers taking a shithole because they refuse to lock the door and they get kinda upset about it as if I was trying to go in and fuck them up the shithole pussy

  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump sudo confirmed racist against Kenyan hookers.

    Are they really the fastest?
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick soon you'll need this to get off, then you'll need them to get off, then you'll start killing them

    you must realize you already have this inside of you & your purpose is to let it come out

    How much madness do you suppose you've instigated?
  16. #16
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I only hope that by making this thread I have inspired others to entrap others to watch them defecate. Zanick knows what's up
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Using public bathrooms at all is 3.6 roentgen on my degeneracy meter. My scale doesn't go higher.

    Not great, not terrible.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Zanick soon you'll need this to get off, then you'll need them to get off, then you'll start killing them

    you must realize you already have this inside of you & your purpose is to let it come out

    I bet you'd make a great social engineer.
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    What's a condom anyway?
  20. #20
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Not great, not terrible.

    Shitting in public bathrooms is what makes you a degenerate

    Pissing is OK
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