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  1. #41
    Radioactive reasoning
  2. #42
    Seductive reasoning.
  3. #43
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Gross
  4. #44
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Reductive reasoning.

    Instructive seasoning. They make it spicy so the honkies don't eat it. The message is fuck cultural appropriation. IDK what i'm talking about i mainlined 20mg of Midazolam, and all i got was a track mark and light headed.

    Yes i got the ampules thank you for asking.
  5. #45
    Inductive reasoning.

    see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inductive_reasoning
  6. #46
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Why do some programmers in the US pickup jobs straight away, and some need to have six interviews and whiteboarding and blah blah?

    Do you know people in the valley?

    In this case this thread was a joke, I had my next job a few weeks ago, I just ended my job on Friday and start the new one on Monday so I’m “unemployed” for a weekend.

    In general I think it’s a product of the “technical interview”. People hate them and I kind of think they’re whiny bitches for it, but they do introduce a kind of stochastic noise to the process. Basically you pass a technical if you happen to know the set of things that the interviewer knows and is asking about. Average programmer probably remembers about 20% of the relevant material from undergrad, so we’d expect them to take on average 4 interviews to pass. There’s a lot of variety there though with significant populations remembering almost all and almost none of the curriculum.

    Also as you get further into your career you start to get jobs through connections and stuff like that, so that contributes too.
  7. #47
    lannys biggest fear is a gap in his resume
  8. #48
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood lannys biggest fear is a gap in his resume

    Maybe if it were yours too you'd be buying Lucy something nice for Valentines instead of shitposting here on NIS today.
  9. #49
    I took care of that already and shes asleep. My resume has the opposite problem where I have had lots of jobs in the past few years and none of them longer than a month so I can't really put those on there. I just put the last two longest jobs i had and my most recent.
  10. #50
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I took care of that already and shes asleep. My resume has the opposite problem where I have had lots of jobs in the past few years and none of them longer than a month so I can't really put those on there. I just put the last two longest jobs i had and my most recent.

    Whatcha get her?
  11. #51
    I got two nuts for her, she just has to unwrap them first ;)
  12. #52
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I got two nuts for her, she just has to unwrap them first ;)


    Pft. Alright, Rico Suave.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Inductive reasoning.

    see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inductive_reasoning

    penetrative reasoning
  14. #54
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny penetrative reasoning

    Hesitation teasing?
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Sophie Hesitation teasing?

    preserving replay value.
  16. #56
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by l a n n ­y s - m o ­m m i e - gave me a two h­ole for one price sp­ecial nine months before he was born now hes mad that his con­ception was p­receded by the exchange of pocket change. who's your daddy b­itch ill pay you to suck my cock.

    im not going to pay you as much as i pay your mother…shes much more talented and experienced

    Not even remotely humorous
  17. #57
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by WellHung Just wait about a month and it will be directly deposited in your bank account.



    Come on now, Mattchew.

    Share all of your vast knowledge and experience on this subject.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #58
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I support single moms

    LOL was that one of the original ones?

    It's been a long time since I went on that site. still exist? (without looking)
  19. #59
    Bugz Space Nigga
    so lanny, are you going to dump the old lady, mount your laptop and whatever gear you can on your Hog and ride back out to Frisco?


    Don't carry any Civil Forfeiture stuff. Apparently the fucking Patriot Act is still a thing.
  20. #60
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by stl1 Come on now, Mattchew.

    Share all of your vast knowledge and experience on this subject.

    I went to the Social Security office to get help. I had 2 reasons to get it. a herniated disc and lots of meds I was on.

    My county was clearly bias against whitey who "Looks healthy to me" "and you're dressed nice too". I mean I put on everything short of a full office suit (minus the tie and jacket). I always dress up for going into a Gov office (until this happened) thinking it was just proper.

    it was old (the clothes) from 1989 and I went in like 2010-2011. Doctor note suggesting I get put on it.

    She threw my form into a waste-basket. i said "What the heck lady" and she said "No that waste-basket is for forms I process". then she giggled and the Homeland Officer smiled at her.

    You aint getting shit in this country now (California is it's own country) if you have a white face. I said fuck this and still couldn't find work until I was brought on board in 2012. after my wife kicked me out.

    strange timing.
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