I was shaving my ass crack with an electric shaver and I knicked my asshole and its bleeding especially when i wipe it hurts to walk but im going to heb for some lotion or ointment , this is so uncomfortable. I have blood on my microfiber briefs
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I was shaving my ass crack with an electric shave and I knicked my asshole and its bleeding especially when i wipe it hurts to walk but im going to heb for some lotion or ointment , this is so uncomfortable. I have blood and my microfiber briefs
Man I've done this hahaha. My friend flipped who was staying with me at the time cause I used his beard trimmer to shave my pubes/ winnits. He made me pay £30 (not much) to keep the shaver which I use everytime and laugh when I do.
Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
Man I've done this hahaha. My friend flipped who was staying with me at the time cause I used his beard trimmer to shave my pubes/ winnits. He made me pay £30 (not much) to keep the shaver which I use everytime and laugh when I do.
Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
Man I've done this hahaha. My friend flipped who was staying with me at the time cause I used his beard trimmer to shave my pubes/ winnits. He made me pay £30 (not much) to keep the shaver which I use everytime and laugh when I do.
how did you he know you did that, did you tell him or something? I would be pissed too if somneone did that to me
Raphael luciano and his hippy children made up lies to thr prlice about me and lied to tje judge about tje razor bladj. How is it fair huh? Hoew is it fair to grt a shave like thrt?? Anna spysz talks about this in detail fjcking whore I sleep with older women thjts how I know I'm not a jonce
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
A real man doesn't shave his ass crack.
why not? so the homeless guy that lives in his car and doesn't brush his teefinklesteen or do anything is a real man? um okay.. mr draconian rules about what a real man is.. sorry but not sorry that I like to be hygienic.
I bet you're one of those idiots that doesn't use deodernt and uses a 3 in 1 body wash because you're too lazy to take care of yourself. A real man does whatever the hell he wants you simp.
But anyways I use an electric razor on dick and balls and ass, but I use a straight razor for the last few months, you get a real fine pluck and its less expensive to shave that way you can buy 100 razor blades to fit into a steel device that is a one time cost
Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
Who wants dangleberries hanging from their ass crack. Ofcourse I shave it, weirdo.
gross fags obviously that like the shit. I actually pull most of them out in the shower, I also pluck my nose hairs because I like the feel and it retards the hair follicles so they eventually don't grow back, I used to pluck my uni-brow for years and now they don't grow back because I retarded the follicles.
I went to the gentlemans spa once and they waxed my nostrils and It felt good and then we were all just in the sauna smoking a corn cob pipe with real Tabaco like gentleman, like the founding fathers used to do, real men.
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