& it’s the one i use for everything sanitary, $200 for lanny to uber around the bay plastered using his breathalizer to interact with the seagulls' api. meanwhile, i’m stuck here in chicago, where the wind bites harder than secondhand vermouth from the rending jaws of lala’s opulent bosom
it could’ve been worse, i could’ve been wealthy (well, not really; but i still think i could’ve done worse). i hope they finished errands before i locked the account; i know it's a fine night to be someone else but i was running out of money