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What objects do you enjoy shoving up your ass?

  1. #81
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Volks?
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  2. #82
    blaster master victim of incest
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  3. #83
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Sometimes I enjoy shoving lego up my ass
  4. #84
    Originally posted by Grylls Sometimes I enjoy shoving lego up my ass

    Which piece in particular? a twoer or a large base piece?
  5. #85
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Which piece in particular? a twoer or a large base piece?

    An airplane
  6. #86
    Originally posted by Grylls An airplane

    Now that's a flight to paradise many a young man has taken.
  7. #87
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Cucumbers, carrots, fists?

    Discuss.

    ITT opie is a faggot that likes dicks up his asshole
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  8. #88
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Now that's a flight to paradise many a young man has taken.

    My new ship in a bottle lego is due to arrive tomorrow

    With a free helicopter gift

    Yay
  9. #89
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Here's Mister Master Queer making a wish:

    I thought to myself "Hey that video isn't really racist, I would love some watermelon too and fried chicken. then I clicked on the related video. Damnnn that's racist af

  10. #90
    Its stuck. How to get out?



  11. #91
    Originally posted by i have pics of my dick in - l a n n y s - mom and receipts for how much i paid to rent her. load round.

    pull trigger.

    voila.

    suck it from tue end of the barrel.
  12. #92
    Here we see one poster talking about shoving his cartridge into the rear end of er and letting his cartridge blow its load, and another one talking about sucking off the front. A contrast of pitching and catching.

    Reminds me of an old joke: a banana and a cigarette are talking amongst each other, talking about who has a worse death. The banana says "my death is the worst, first they peel my skin off, then they eat me alive". The cigarette says "thats nothing. First, they light my TIP on fire, then they suck me out through my ass so that the fire doesn't go out".

    F0lks?
  13. #93
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
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  14. #94
    Originally posted by Meikai

    BiC logo
  15. #95
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai

    man I remember when I was a kid the overdramatic buildup and voiceover, 'DIIIIIC!' used to make me laugh hard


    on topic, covid swabs

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/27/china-starts-using-anal-swabs-test-covid-high-infection-areas
  16. #96
    Originally posted by aldra man I remember when I was a kid the overdramatic buildup and voiceover, 'DIIIIIC!' used to make me laugh hard


    on topic, covid swabs

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/27/china-starts-using-anal-swabs-test-covid-high-infection-areas

    §m£ÂgØL gonna use his stimulus money to go to china now.
  17. #97
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Here we see one poster talking about shoving his cartridge into the rear end of er and letting his cartridge blow its load, and another one talking about sucking off the front. A contrast of pitching and catching.

    Reminds me of an old joke: a banana and a cigarette are talking amongst each other, talking about who has a worse death. The banana says "my death is the worst, first they peel my skin off, then they eat me alive". The cigarette says "thats nothing. First, they light my TIP on fire, then they suck me out through my ass so that the fire doesn't go out".

    F0lks?

    folks?
  18. #98
    WellHung Black Hole
    Russians are scum.
  19. #99
    Originally posted by WellHung Russians are scum.

    folx?
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian folx?

    Your country sucks.
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