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  1. #41
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you have no idea of the vastness of this planet, couldnt even fathom it.

    less than 1% of the ocean has been explored, and after a dozen years there are still terabytes of google map that no one has ever scrolled over and zoomed in, much less being there in person.

    and then theres still that mh370 tucked somewhere in finnys asshole you need to go find.

    okay tell that to the guy who went to north sentinel island lmao
  2. #42
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood okay tell that to the guy who went to north sentinel island lmao

    hes dead.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Living in the city sucks. Even when I lived in the country there was too much light pollution to see shit.

    You gotta just leave earth and take some LSD in micro gravity to have the real experience

    I drive out to camp at Columbus, Texas when I want to see the Milky Way splattered across the face of the sky.
  4. #44
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Peyote?
  5. #45
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    north sentinel island is a one way death trip. You aren't gonna claim shit because some nigga is just gonna kick your bones into the ditch and say he put the flag there.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Donald Trump north sentinel island is a one way death trip. You aren't gonna claim shit because some nigga is just gonna kick your bones into the ditch and say he put the flag there.

    My plan is to go there in a full Iron Man power armor suit, come up onto the beach with gifts of cocaine, salt, firearms all sterilized in UV radiation so they don't get sick.

    They would throw rocks and spears and shoot arrows at me but they would just bounce off, they would quickly realize I was a god or demon that cannot die. I don't hurt them though I only give them things and try to show them how to use them. I would force them to accept my gifts, and refuse to leave until they snorted a line and shot the gun a little bit.

    They will probably just throw it all in the ocean when i'm gone but I DONT CARE it is my sacred duty to force evolve their brains. Lick the salt, snort the coke and shoot a gun.

    EXPERIENCE IS THE ONLY WAY TO LEVEL UP.
  7. #47
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My plan is to go there in a full Iron Man power armor suit, come up onto the beach with gifts of cocaine, salt, firearms all sterilized in UV radiation so they don't get sick.

    They would throw rocks and spears and shoot arrows at me but they would just bounce off, they would quickly realize I was a god or demon that cannot die. I don't hurt them though I only give them things and try to show them how to use them. I would force them to accept my gifts, and refuse to leave until they snorted a line and shot the gun a little bit.

    They will probably just throw it all in the ocean when i'm gone but I DONT CARE it is my sacred duty to force evolve their brains. Lick the salt, snort the coke and shoot a gun.

    EXPERIENCE IS THE ONLY WAY TO LEVEL UP.

    That's actually a decent plan.
  8. #48
    Going there with the intention of converting them to God is stupid. Ego death would make anyone quickly realize how foolish of an idea that is. The grace of God is not dictated by the word of man. It is something that can only be fully realized by an individual.

    To think that tribals have never felt a spiritual presence is a strong assumption. How could they ever love God if nobody told them about him? I'm sure they have just as much wisdom and knowledge as any other human on this planet right now.

    So if God exists I don't think he would just ignore some island and leave it up to a christian missionary. This is why I have a problem with organized religion, they stray so far away from what it is to be a natural human living on earth. It's all so socialized and rooted in culture and customs.

    Religion is not my custom or culture it is the truths of the universe. I don't think it's possible to 'convert' someone into understanding the universe and all truth.
  9. #49
    Kill the naggas on the Island using remote weaponary and then build a Macdonalds on it for the tourists that will then come to say "I've been to Sentinel Island and bought the T Shirt".
  10. #50
    The people are the only thing that make that place interesting.

    It would be so much fun to troll them if you could do it without accidental genocide.
  11. #51
    Then drug them all remotely, put them in cages and have tourists pay $5 a banana so they can throw them at said caged nags.
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