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HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE PERFECTLY

  1. #21
    how do you consider a suicide perfect.
  2. #22
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wouldn't you get the same result chugging a jug of bleach, though?

    You still think Sandyhook was fake despite Alex Jones saying he got it wrong.
  3. #23
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I think he only said that because he was getting sued
  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do you consider a suicide perfect.

    1. You die.
    2. It doesn't hurt.
    3. You don't go to Hell for killing yourself.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by aldra I think he only said that because he was getting sued

    truths are immune to lawsuits.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Sophie There is a reason pentobarbital is used in lethal injections. Malice was smart to take it with an anti-emetic, since the ROA was oral. You fall asleep and stop breathing if you take enough. It was also considerate of him to leave a note that said "Suicide". On it. Makes the ME job easier, with no external injuries you run toxicology and bingo bango bongo. A good ME would do their due diligence though, and since we have access to the report, i'm pretty confident they did.

    Perhaps someone could list the actual things to buy (and where you can buy them) and in what quantities/order to take to replicate this painless death...asking for a friend.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by -SpectraL 1. You die.
    2. It doesn't hurt.
    3. You don't go to Hell for killing yourself.

    hell doesnt exist.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hell doesnt exist.

    Hell on Earth does though.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hell on Earth does though.

    hell on earth isnt hell just like how chinatowns in the US arent china.
  10. #30
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe You still think Sandyhook was fake despite Alex Jones saying he got it wrong.

    Alex Jones said that he was thrown off big tech by the Communist Government of China.

    Guy will do anything with his mouth for money.
  11. #31
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Perhaps someone could list the actual things to buy (and where you can buy them) and in what quantities/order to take to replicate this painless death…asking for a friend.

    If the person in question isn't capable of finding out this info on their own, they don't want to suicide bad enough.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Sophie If the person in question isn't capable of finding out this info on their own, they don't want to suicide bad enough.

    A lot of suicide is just self destruction without intent to actually die.

    Like people who slit their wrists? The fuck are you doing.

    Do it right and get a fuck ton opiates. Go out like a man.
  13. #33
    Your Father Yung Blood
    ANY
  14. #34
    Your Father Yung Blood
    double sorry!
  15. #35
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    There's no such thin as painless suicide m'buddy
  16. #36
    Originally posted by livingelegy There's no such thin as painless suicide m'buddy

    There is only fat as painless suicide.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Sophie If the person in question isn't capable of finding out this info on their own, they don't want to suicide bad enough.

    That's like saying if you don't know the recipe to make chocolate cake you don't want to eat it bad enough...

    Some people are just lazy and want spoon feeding.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's like saying if you don't know the recipe to make chocolate cake you don't want to eat it bad enough…

    Some people are just lazy and want spoon feeding.

    Nope, it is not like saying that. Nice try though.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Nope, it is not like saying that. Nice try though.

    Thanks...as long as one tries....amirite?
  20. #40
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    There's a first time for everything.
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