Delivering a pizza

1. 2017-03-20 at 12:48 AM UTC

   #61
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   muslims are pretty funny, like tht one dude who got kidnapped by somali pirates, he said after they boarded he treid to make pork sausage and they threw it overboard "haram!!" kidnaping is cool but pork is a bit too far
2. 2017-03-20 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #62
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Nil muslims are pretty funny, like tht one dude who got kidnapped by somali pirates, he said after they boarded he treid to make pork sausage and they threw it overboard "haram!!" kidnaping is cool but pork is a bit too far

   
   About 6 months ago there was a story about some of them in our jail here that were trying to file a lawsuit claiming they were intentionally feeding them pork maliciously. I was actually sort of confounded because as cringe of a thing as that is to bitch about, they still do have that right to practice their religion and specialized meal trays are extremely common, so if I was in their position I'd be upset too.
   
   Obviously a lot of people said oh if you don't want to eat pork don't fucking go to jail stupid Muslims but that's really beside the point. It's just an easy way for people to justify their disdain while missing the point that freedom of religion doesn't disappear when you get locked up.
3. 2017-03-20 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic one time i got drunk af with these people and me and some british guy wanted to go back to the hostel cuz it was late and everyone was fucking wasted so we got these two muslim girls to bring us back because my phone was dead and it was the middle of the night and i was wasted and had no idea where we were
   
   then we stopped and bought some pizza from this middle eastern guy and the girl was like how much do you want ill give him the money for you and i said all of it which sadly ended up going being like 7 slices for both of us which we ate it all cuz muslims cant eat pepperoni

   
   Pepperoni is pure beef. it has no pork in it. It's made purely from beef. Muslims can eat beef.
4. 2017-03-20 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ About 6 months ago there was a story about some of them in our jail here that were trying to file a lawsuit claiming they were intentionally feeding them pork maliciously. I was actually sort of confounded because as cringe of a thing as that is to bitch about, they still do have that right to practice their religion and specialized meal trays are extremely common, so if I was in their position I'd be upset too.
   
   Obviously a lot of people said oh if you don't want to eat pork don't fucking go to jail stupid Muslims but that's really beside the point. It's just an easy way for people to justify their disdain while missing the point that freedom of religion doesn't disappear when you get locked up.

   
   Even the evil muslims wanting to kill jedis, Christians and Athiest or whoever shouldn't be fucked with like that. It only makes us evil like those types of muslims. I heard that soldiers would dip bullets in pig blood and graze the muslims.. then taunt them they wouldn't go to heaven when the next one kills them. or they would pour pigs blood on the dead or dying bodies.
   
   that's pretty harsh.. but then again I didn't serve time in the Military (but special ops I worked with as a contractor in the 1980s-- I never carried a firearm-- My Job was to shoot with something else)
5. 2017-03-20 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #65
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Even the evil muslims wanting to kill jedis, Christians and Athiest or whoever

   
   Yes, they're evil, but we call them 'regular Muslims'.
6. 2017-03-20 at 2:58 AM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Pepperoni is pure beef. it has no pork in it. It's made purely from beef. Muslims can eat beef.

   
   wrong
7. 2017-03-20 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #67
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by greenplastic wrong

   
   ^
8. 2017-03-20 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #68
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ If I was a Muslim I would sin at least every other day. I wonder how many pieces of pepperoni I've ate in my life. Probably fucking hundreds of thousands. Haha

   
   Don't worry there's an escape clause for poorfags. You can eat pork all you want, you can even do it during Ramadan if you're a poorfag.
9. 2017-03-20 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #69
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Don't worry there's an escape clause for poorfags. You can eat pork all you want, you can even do it during Ramadan if you're a poorfag.

   
   And if you need to maintain social camo. It's allowed for that too.
10. 2017-03-20 at 4:04 AM UTC

    #70
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Dargo And if you need to maintain social camo. It's allowed for that too.

    
    I don't know, but it could be true for sure. I think i read somewhere that if the dominant culture a muslim is in, is opposed to the teachings of the quran that the muslim can just do whatever the fuck. Something to do with the stages of Jihad? I don't fucking know i'm not a muslim.
11. 2017-03-20 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
    
    This website has some great info on Muslims. I probably read it there.
12. 2017-03-20 at 4:48 AM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic wrong

    
    No U Wrong!
13. 2017-03-20 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #73
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Halal Beef Pepperoni
14. 2017-03-20 at 5:38 AM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore I like how the dude lighting it looks like a mouse person.

    
    Thats the rat faced tweeker