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Here's How Trump Can Still Win

  1. #1
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    If Trump pulls off an amazing hip-hop dance number before he officially leaves office on the 20th he can still win back the American people and retain power in the oval office. All he needs to do is go to dance class and learn how to effectively whip, nae-nae, shuffle, pop-and-lock and maybe even do the Smurf, then during his last official press conference he can hit the dance floor to some Tekashi69 or Cardi B and impress everyone with his sweet moves. Everyone knows Biden can't dance so if Trump utterly humiliates him, perhaps even in a one-on-one dance-off Biden will have no choice but to renounce his presidency in shame and leave the Trump party in power for another term.
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    he just needs to cross the rubix cube


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
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  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    §m£ÂgØL Have you been enjoying the mild weather, lately?
  4. #4
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by WellHung §m£ÂgØL Have you been enjoying the mild weather, lately?

    If I was MMR I would kill myself for being an ugly friendless chicano
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by livingelegy If I was MMR I would kill myself for being an ugly friendless chicano

    Friends are overrated.
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by livingelegy If I was MMR I would kill myself for being an ugly friendless chicano

    i'm his friend
  7. #7
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood he just needs to cross the rubix cube

    Trump prefers fishing at the rubicon to actually crossing it.
  8. #8
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Bow to your god!


  9. #9
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Trump prefers fishing at the rubicon to actually crossing it.

    Of course a limp-wristed soylent guzzling cuck like you would take issue with the masculine sport of fishing, rabbitdweeb.
  10. #10
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Of course a limp-wristed soylent guzzling cuck like you would take issue with the masculine sport of fishing, rabbitdweeb.

    Not sure if joke attempt you don't understand the rubicon metaphor.

    Plz clarify.
  11. #11
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Not sure if joke attempt you don't understand the rubicon metaphor.

    Plz clarify.

    What's a rubicon?
  12. #12
    RottenRobert African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Bow to your god!



  13. #13
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by livingelegy If Trump pulls off an amazing hip-hop dance number before he officially leaves office on the 20th he can still win back the American people and retain power in the oval office. All he needs to do is go to dance class and learn how to effectively whip, nae-nae, shuffle, pop-and-lock and maybe even do the Smurf, then during his last official press conference he can hit the dance floor to some Tekashi69 or Cardi B and impress everyone with his sweet moves. Everyone knows Biden can't dance so if Trump utterly humiliates him, perhaps even in a one-on-one dance-off Biden will have no choice but to renounce his presidency in shame and leave the Trump party in power for another term.

    But Biden know's Sugarpop and gave him a verbal smackdown in a speech.

    You can't top that
  14. #14
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy What's a rubicon?

    A river.

    Julius Caesar crossed it at the beginning of the Roman Civil war. Crossing the Rubicon and entering Italy proper was an illegal act for Caesar as he was merely a governer, but it set off a chain of events that lead to Caesar becoming leader of the Roman Empire.

    Trump won't across the Rubicon. He just approaches it, and fishes.
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  15. #15
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by livingelegy What's a rubicon?

    wikipedia is your friend too.

    Casting the Dice (die?). it was a move to shit in the well and surround the castle that wouldn't let the invading force in ..something something. wait it out until everyone jumped off the top of the castle to their death to avoid starvation
  16. #16
    G African Astronaut
  17. #17
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Forget about Trump. It's over. It has been for months.
  18. #18
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I've been over Trump for at least 4 years.
  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy If Trump pulls off an amazing hip-hop dance number before he officially leaves office on the 20th he can still win back the American people and retain power in the oval office. All he needs to do is go to dance class and learn how to effectively whip, nae-nae, shuffle, pop-and-lock and maybe even do the Smurf, then during his last official press conference he can hit the dance floor to some Tekashi69 or Cardi B and impress everyone with his sweet moves. Everyone knows Biden can't dance so if Trump utterly humiliates him, perhaps even in a one-on-one dance-off Biden will have no choice but to renounce his presidency in shame and leave the Trump party in power for another term.

    You're a retard
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Bugz But Biden know's Sugarpop and gave him a verbal smackdown in a speech.

    You can't top that

    You're a dumbass
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