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2021-01-09 at 6:38 PM UTCIf Trump pulls off an amazing hip-hop dance number before he officially leaves office on the 20th he can still win back the American people and retain power in the oval office. All he needs to do is go to dance class and learn how to effectively whip, nae-nae, shuffle, pop-and-lock and maybe even do the Smurf, then during his last official press conference he can hit the dance floor to some Tekashi69 or Cardi B and impress everyone with his sweet moves. Everyone knows Biden can't dance so if Trump utterly humiliates him, perhaps even in a one-on-one dance-off Biden will have no choice but to renounce his presidency in shame and leave the Trump party in power for another term.
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2021-01-09 at 6:41 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-09 at 6:44 PM UTC§m£ÂgØL Have you been enjoying the mild weather, lately?
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2021-01-09 at 8:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by livingelegy If Trump pulls off an amazing hip-hop dance number before he officially leaves office on the 20th he can still win back the American people and retain power in the oval office. All he needs to do is go to dance class and learn how to effectively whip, nae-nae, shuffle, pop-and-lock and maybe even do the Smurf, then during his last official press conference he can hit the dance floor to some Tekashi69 or Cardi B and impress everyone with his sweet moves. Everyone knows Biden can't dance so if Trump utterly humiliates him, perhaps even in a one-on-one dance-off Biden will have no choice but to renounce his presidency in shame and leave the Trump party in power for another term.
But Biden know's Sugarpop and gave him a verbal smackdown in a speech.
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2021-01-09 at 8:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by livingelegy What's a rubicon?
A river.
Julius Caesar crossed it at the beginning of the Roman Civil war. Crossing the Rubicon and entering Italy proper was an illegal act for Caesar as he was merely a governer, but it set off a chain of events that lead to Caesar becoming leader of the Roman Empire.
Trump won't across the Rubicon. He just approaches it, and fishes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-01-09 at 8:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by livingelegy What's a rubicon?
wikipedia is your friend too.
Casting the Dice (die?). it was a move to shit in the well and surround the castle that wouldn't let the invading force in ..something something. wait it out until everyone jumped off the top of the castle to their death to avoid starvation -
2021-01-09 at 8:54 PM UTC
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2021-01-09 at 8:59 PM UTCForget about Trump. It's over. It has been for months.
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2021-01-09 at 9:02 PM UTCI've been over Trump for at least 4 years.
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2021-01-09 at 9:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by livingelegy If Trump pulls off an amazing hip-hop dance number before he officially leaves office on the 20th he can still win back the American people and retain power in the oval office. All he needs to do is go to dance class and learn how to effectively whip, nae-nae, shuffle, pop-and-lock and maybe even do the Smurf, then during his last official press conference he can hit the dance floor to some Tekashi69 or Cardi B and impress everyone with his sweet moves. Everyone knows Biden can't dance so if Trump utterly humiliates him, perhaps even in a one-on-one dance-off Biden will have no choice but to renounce his presidency in shame and leave the Trump party in power for another term.
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