2017-03-19 at 12:45 AM UTC
my homosexual roommate got super wasted last night n tried to rape me! so in shock rn. Dis dude came home last night from the bar and kept making sexual advances towards me and I kept saying jus go to bed man, wtf are you even doing right now, i'm not gonna do anything to you. So all of a sudden I'm in the kitchen and he starts sticking his tongue out at me in a weird suggestive way and I'm like dude you need to stop right now or you're going to regret it. So he turns out the lights and comes towards me and grabs me, i threw him into the wall and he didn't stop so I grabbed him n slammed him into the ground. At this time my flat mates are like coming outta their rooms like wtf is going on out here, he gets up and comes at me again and I push him away and they all seperate us and so at this point I try to be a good guy and not call the cops but call security instead.
This fool starts telling them that I had sex with my gf while he was in the room and that I've been going through his IDs and that he thought I was his brother and that's why he was tryna fuck me. I was like ???? Bro! so they talk him into going to bed and as soon as he laid down he passed right the fuck out. Anyways apparently at the bar all night he was grabbing ppls dix and so that's why he left the bar. I could totally get him kicked out and probably even in trouble for sexual assault but I figure I'm gonna be a nice guy and just say he got too drunk cuz normally he doesn't do that shit.
Anyways this dude is straight nuts, like he calls me sticky fingers sometimes even tho I don't steal from people. His sox went missing one time so I'm pretty sure he thinks I've been stealin his sox..And I think he got that idea cuz one time at the grocery store I stole 4 red potatoes when I wuz goin thru the self check out
He also revealed last night that he was a prostitute in hollywood and that he smokes meth which explains why he's freaking out saying that I been lookin at his IDs and that when I whistle songs sometimes subconciously that I'm really just plotting against him. I'm just trying to be peaceful and chill in the mountains, ya know like what is this shit, I don't even know??? He gets pissed when I brush my teeth in front of him and we have a european style toilet and he puts an extra fucking roll of tp on the part that you need to lift to flush the toilet.
Any ideas?
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2017-03-19 at 12:54 AM UTC
He was just drunk. Forgive him.
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2017-03-19 at 12:56 AM UTC
Hah yeah I forgive him but I'm gonna have a chat and be like you know you almost got beaten to a pulp by like at least 10 other people last night because you can't handle fucking st pattys day
2017-03-19 at 12:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by felonious_monk
Hah yeah I forgive him but I'm gonna have a chat and be like you know you almost got beaten to a pulp by like at least 10 other people last night because you can't handle fucking st pattys day
It's the other way around. Guys can't handle a gay dude getting shit housed on national get shit housed day? He handled himself the way you're supposed to.
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i'm a bro, bro. did you not catch the first sentence where I said he was gay
Originally posted by mmQ
It's the other way around. Guys can't handle a gay dude getting shit housed on national get shit housed day? He handled himself the way you're supposed to.
Yeah what you can't take a little tongue down your throat and a cock in your ass?, what are you a fag or something?.
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2017-03-19 at 1:09 AM UTC
Nah I'm just saying who doesn't get a little grabby when they're trashed? He happens to like guys so he just did what felt natural. I'm not saying I'd be HAPPY about him trying to grab my dick but I mean, I get it. I've been hit on by gay dudes that know I'm not gay, when they're drinking. That's the nature of the booze, Randy.
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2017-03-19 at 1:14 AM UTC
The god damned cheese burgers Mr lahey
2017-03-19 at 2:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by felonious_monk
bro he literally tried to rape me
that is so hot. you took the playing hard to get a little far. you should have at least let him finger bang you.
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2017-03-19 at 2:19 AM UTC
mmmq promoting RAPE CULTURE
2017-03-19 at 2:20 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
who the fuck buys potatoes individually
2017-03-19 at 2:21 AM UTC
Fine. Call the police. Charge him with attempted rape. RUIN HIM. 😋
2017-03-19 at 2:46 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
rape her bak u migh5 lik3 i5
