eve urinary retention help

1. 2021-01-01 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #21
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my reality is fine just the way it is.

   
   ey some need supplements to love dope beats, i dont. share yo shit im still jamming.
2. 2021-01-01 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my reality is fine just the way it is.

   
   Unemployed paedophile with apostraphes for eyes is no reality.
3. 2021-01-01 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kev ey some need supplements to love dope beats, i dont. share yo shit im still jamming.

   
   
4. 2021-01-01 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #24
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Unemployed paedophile with apostraphes for eyes is no reality.

   
   ↑ needs to recreate an alternate reality on the internet with asian barrista to make himself feel better.
5. 2021-01-01 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #25
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Kev ey some need supplements to love dope beats, i dont. share yo shit im still jamming.

   
   
6. 2021-01-01 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #26
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by aldra

   
   ayie! you do off my groove with this edgy haloween beat thx for ruining my life
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
7. 2021-01-01 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #27
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Kev ayie! you do off my groove with this edgy haloween beat thx for ruining my life

   
   try this
   
   
8. 2021-01-01 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #28
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Kev was able to finally go a while ago, thank god lmao. chuggin dat aqua in moderation from now on. thanks for the help.
   
   
   
   nice to see you too, infinitycock :P

   
   did u pup 2
9. 2021-01-01 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #29
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by cigreting did u pup 2

   
   cigareting, all my niggas here now showin up concerned for my health.
   dis nigga be heartwarmed dawg
   
   aldra i aint touchin no more of that halloween shit, why not drop something positive like some loli booties yo? ^^
   im gonna go to bed with that on the ipad on while im coming down and im gonna wake up to dreamy cuties staring at me ^.^
10. 2021-01-01 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #30
    

    cigreting Dark Matter
    was et diarea
11. 2021-01-03 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #31
    Kev Space Nigga
    holy shit what a cringey thread i made while i was fucked up, DELETE PL0X LANNY! >_>
12. 2021-01-03 at 7:34 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ needs to recreate an alternate reality on the internet with asian barrista to make himself feel better.

    
    You even said you were a brain dead barrista to stupid Chinese fuck.
13. 2021-01-04 at 8:38 AM UTC

    #33
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinltyshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1011011--0-1--1--00.-100.01011-----0..-.1.0-0-.1010-11--01-001-----0.-.1--0----.-01---010110-1-(b­anned) the only problem with that plan is i dont plan on ever growing up

    
    me neither, see how much we have in common? ^^
14. 2021-01-06 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Bugz Space Nigga
    Kev. do you have prostate issues? Prostatitus? the prostate wraps or is attached to the bladder. if it swells up it crimps the bladder. you need to put ice on it. then the best way to pee, I found out on my own, was to stick my dick in a dixie cup of nice warm water. it will relax your Urethra and help you pee. dont pee in the cup though. unless you're into that. but hold it over the toilet.
    
    when you're done, We have a nice sugar free dum dum lolly pop for you on the way out. Pay your bill as well.
15. 2021-01-07 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #35
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Bugz Kev. do you have prostate issues? Prostatitus? the prostate wraps or is attached to the bladder. if it swells up it crimps the bladder. you need to put ice on it. then the best way to pee, I found out on my own, was to stick my dick in a dixie cup of nice warm water. it will relax your Urethra and help you pee. dont pee in the cup though. unless you're into that. but hold it over the toilet.
    
    when you're done, We have a nice sugar free dum dum lolly pop for you on the way out. Pay your bill as well.

    
    no prostate issues that i know of, no. i did get urinary retention before from other stuff but i didnt expect it to be this bad from eve, i couldnt go for like 3 hours and i was fuckin desperate the whole time too, it sucked.
    
    I will keep your advice about the warm water cup in mind tho.
    
    lolly pops? for me? you are too kind, sir.