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eve urinary retention help

  1. #1
    Kev African Astronaut
    hey guys, trippin on this the past few hours and having a blast but why am i unable to pee, it sucks because i am desperate right now. no wonder i couldnt cum earlier, this stuff just turns my dick right off.

    is this a normal side effect of eve or am i doing something wrong? right now im trying to sweat the liquids out and of course NO MORE AQUA. fuck me :(
  2. #2
    livingelegy victim of incest [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Eve?
  3. #3
    Kev African Astronaut
    Ya MDEA
  4. #4
    livingelegy victim of incest [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Oh. Sounds like dope dick. You'll be back to normal soon. Im not sure how long it goes on with mdea. If it was crystal you'd be fine as soon as you came down. With d-xm it usually takes a day. Its weird with d-xm though, your dick works like normal only its less sensitive, you gotta pump hard and fast, im talking white knuckles if you want to cum.
  5. #5
    Kev African Astronaut
    i dont wanna cum i wanna pee but i dont feel so desperate all of a sudden, i am unusually calm........but still cant piss. should i just keep dancing and get as much liquids out?
  6. #6
    livingelegy victim of incest [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Kev i dont wanna cum i wanna pee but i dont feel so desperate all of a sudden, i am unusually calm……..but still cant piss. should i just keep dancing and get as much liquids out?

    Sit on the toilet for a while, try to relax and maybe after a while you'll be able to go. Can you get a hard on? Is it numb?
  7. #7
    Kev African Astronaut
    was able to finally go a while ago, thank god lmao. chuggin dat aqua in moderation from now on. thanks for the help.

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1011011--0-1--1--00.-110.01011-----0..-.1.0-0-.1011-10--01-001-----0.-.1--0----.-01---010010-0-(b­anned) slice off your penis with a pair of scissors. that will open up the flow restriction

    nice to see you too, infinitycock :P
  8. #8
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1011011--0-1--1--00.-110.01011-----0..-.1.0-0-.1011-10--01-001-----0.-.1--0----.-01---010010-0-(b­anned) its good medical advice.

    im thinking about becoming a doctor when i grow up

    and when i grow up i wanna be you, is that bad? :P
  9. #9
    Kev African Astronaut
    anyone got recommended tracks? im still jamming. is hikki here, he have any lolicore? lol
  10. #10
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1011011--0-1--1--00.-110.01011-----0..-.1.0-0-.1011-10--01-001-----0.-.1--0----.-01---010010-0-(b­anned) its good medical advice.

    im thinking about becoming a doctor when i grow up

    you should blow yourself up in an RV.
  11. #11
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you should blow yourself up in an RV.

    my two favorite niggas on here, finny and vinny. either of you listened to breath of the wild by miika? its rad.
    make love, not war fellas. ^^
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Kev my two favorite niggas on here, finny and vinny. either of you listened to breath of the wild by miika? its rad.
    make love, not war fellas. ^^

    never.

    post it here.
  13. #13
    Kev African Astronaut
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnYteGlXD8o
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    your dick is going to explode time to PANIC
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Kev

    too noisy. doesnt appeal to me.
  16. #16
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra your dick is going to explode time to PANIC

    not so fast, ella needs me by her side and i intend to stare at princess nakie all night without bursting. ;p
  17. #17
    Originally posted by aldra your dick is going to explode time to PANIC

    im going to fire in your hole.
  18. #18
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Yeah it's normal, your dick is probably shrivelled and cold to the touch. Once circulation comes back you will be fine.
  19. #19
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny too noisy. doesnt appeal to me.

    u no fun, do sum drugs nigga
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Kev u no fun, do sum drugs nigga

    my reality is fine just the way it is.
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