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  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I didn't get the gabapentg sauce u slammed the door in their face. Eass it especially
  2. #2
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I'm a Marcos guy myself
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy I'm a Marcos guy myself

    Never heard of it
  4. #4
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Never heard of it

    You're missing out
  5. #5
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP fucks fat chicks and doesn't actually listen to Skinny Puppy and Merzbow
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Jesus is king OP fucks fat chicks and doesn't actually listen to Skinny Puppy and Merzbow

    Correct.
  7. #7
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy I'm a Marcos guy myself

    Fuck yeah my nig
    What state do you live in?
  8. #8
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Fuck yeah my nig
    What state do you live in?

    Back when I lived in Cali Marcos was the shit

    Now I make my home on Maui and these asshole hawaiians don't know good pizza
  9. #9
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Back when I lived in Cali Marcos was the shit

    Now I make my home on Maui and these asshole hawaiians don't know good pizza

    What's life in Hawaii like
  10. #10
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king What's life in Hawaii like

    We have 2 highways, and they're really more like roads. One can take you to the jungle, which hosts a few small villages with names like Nahiku and Hana. They've made the "highway to Hana" kind of a tourist attraction, lots of rest stops, tourist trap businesses and such, but also many local people genuinely make their homes there. There are a lot of rich people with sprawling houses. There are beautiful views and scenic beaches, but just like any other place where brown people are the majority, there's a crime problem. Meth is everywhere, they can't get enough of that shit over here. It's a lot more expensive though because there are very few cook houses and most of it is brought over from the continental United States, Mexico, the usual hot spots.

    Fishing, surfing, and diving are big here. Fishermen sell their catches to the big restaurants and hotels and then usually spend the profits on meth. The Hawaiians hold a lot of power, and if the locals don't like you you're gonna have a bad time.

    There are 3 cities on this island and these places have the usual amenities you'd find on the mainland such as big box stores, fast food restaurants, malls. I live in the countryside, surrounded by a few small towns. There's a beach town called Paia, home to a lot of ritzy little boutiques, surf shops, a few bars, and fancy restaurants. I spend a lot of time walking around Paia scoping out chicks and dicks.

    The police are Corrupt. They basically do whatever the hell they want. They actually bring most of our speed here. They'll bust a big dealer or something, confiscate his stash and resell it. Or they'll put the squeeze on them and threaten to perform a bust unless they get a cut of the action. People go missing all of the time because they witnessed a cop doing something shady. A friend of a friend of my mother's got chased off a cliff by the Maui PD after he saw them drag a witness out into the cane grass fields to kill him.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by livingelegy We have 2 highways, and they're really more like roads. One can take you to the jungle, which hosts a few small villages with names like Nahiku and Hana. They've made the "highway to Hana" kind of a tourist attraction, lots of rest stops, tourist trap businesses and such, but also many local people genuinely make their homes there. There are a lot of rich people with sprawling houses. There are beautiful views and scenic beaches, but just like any other place where brown people are the majority, there's a crime problem. Meth is everywhere, they can't get enough of that shit over here. It's a lot more expensive though because there are very few cook houses and most of it is brought over from the continental United States, Mexico, the usual hot spots.

    Fishing, surfing, and diving are big here. Fishermen sell their catches to the big restaurants and hotels and then usually spend the profits on meth. The Hawaiians hold a lot of power, and if the locals don't like you you're gonna have a bad time.

    There are 3 cities on this island and these places have the usual amenities you'd find on the mainland such as big box stores, fast food restaurants, malls. I live in the countryside, surrounded by a few small towns. There's a beach town called Paia, home to a lot of ritzy little boutiques, surf shops, a few bars, and fancy restaurants. I spend a lot of time walking around Paia scoping out chicks and dicks.

    The police are Corrupt. They basically do whatever the hell they want. They actually bring most of our speed here. They'll bust a big dealer or something, confiscate his stash and resell it. Or they'll put the squeeze on them and threaten to perform a bust unless they get a cut of the action. People go missing all of the time because they witnessed a cop doing something shady. A friend of a friend of my mother's got chased off a cliff by the Maui PD after he saw them drag a witness out into the cane grass fields to kill him.

    But what about Dog the Bounty Hunter?
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by mmQ But what about Dog the Bounty Hunter?

    I bet Dog is a major speed freak
  13. #13
    Originally posted by livingelegy I bet Dog is a major speed freak

    Correct.
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy We have 2 highways, and they're really more like roads. One can take you to the jungle, which hosts a few small villages with names like Nahiku and Hana. They've made the "highway to Hana" kind of a tourist attraction, lots of rest stops, tourist trap businesses and such, but also many local people genuinely make their homes there. There are a lot of rich people with sprawling houses. There are beautiful views and scenic beaches, but just like any other place where brown people are the majority, there's a crime problem. Meth is everywhere, they can't get enough of that shit over here. It's a lot more expensive though because there are very few cook houses and most of it is brought over from the continental United States, Mexico, the usual hot spots.

    Fishing, surfing, and diving are big here. Fishermen sell their catches to the big restaurants and hotels and then usually spend the profits on meth. The Hawaiians hold a lot of power, and if the locals don't like you you're gonna have a bad time.

    There are 3 cities on this island and these places have the usual amenities you'd find on the mainland such as big box stores, fast food restaurants, malls. I live in the countryside, surrounded by a few small towns. There's a beach town called Paia, home to a lot of ritzy little boutiques, surf shops, a few bars, and fancy restaurants. I spend a lot of time walking around Paia scoping out chicks and dicks.

    The police are Corrupt. They basically do whatever the hell they want. They actually bring most of our speed here. They'll bust a big dealer or something, confiscate his stash and resell it. Or they'll put the squeeze on them and threaten to perform a bust unless they get a cut of the action. People go missing all of the time because they witnessed a cop doing something shady. A friend of a friend of my mother's got chased off a cliff by the Maui PD after he saw them drag a witness out into the cane grass fields to kill him.

    my friend is hawaiian and he said it sucks and thats why his family moved to texas
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my friend is hawaiian and he said it sucks and thats why his family moved to texas

    Yeah it does suck, unless you like looking at the same 6 gorjus views periodically your whole life or dicking around at the beach.
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy Yeah it does suck, unless you like looking at the same 6 gorjus views periodically your whole life or dicking around at the beach.

    whats a gorjus? like a native to hawaii?
  17. #17
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby whats a gorjus? like a native to hawaii?

    It's Hawaiian for binoculars
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy It's Hawaiian for binoculars

    oh gotcha that sucks
  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by livingelegy It's Hawaiian for binoculars

    oh gotcha that sucks
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