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OMG Walnut Creek. WTF

  1. #1
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Walnut Creek and How Norm McDonald got fired

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    Bugz Space Nigga
    For DH who dont understand this. Walnut Creek is where the first Forum BBS existed before all the follow up iterations like Zoklet and this Piece of Shit BBS Forum
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Give me a quick rundown, I can't watch that video.
  4. #4
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by livingelegy Give me a quick rundown, I can't watch that video.

    Well, Norm McDonald starts at 0:08 seconds in when Chevy Chase mentions his name. and he opens up on his once Fake SNL News Show about how any kid in Walnut Creek California who turns in a gun will get a 300 dollar voucher for free therapy. (Psyych Therapy)

    which is also funny because my last Psychiatrist was in Walnut Creek. Also, Jeff Hunters ex Wife is head ER at Walnut Creek's John Muir Hospital. and because TOTSE dialup BBS was hosted out of Walnut Creek.


    unrelated, The Irishman film by Scorsese is focused on Walnut Creek in the 40-50s when it was a small country town before the big highway came in and the main character lived in Walnut Creek.

    Another fun fact: one of the first mapping I guess of Gnome occurred in a Bio-Tech in Walnut Creek where AI and Gnome DNA extraction will make the first human flesh gargoyle demon army that will destroy all human life and suck their memories out so they can replace us forever.

    and the "TAOD'TOAD" use of Totse Army of Destruction or Totse of Army Destruction was asked by Jeff Hunter and probably SpectaL to not be used ever again after Jeff Hunter was fucking raided during 9/11/01 on the day of the Attack on American soil paid for by the Royal Family in the House of Saud aka Wahabiest and Auntie/Cousin of Osama Bin Laden.

    yeah, this is no small affair I bring up. just a buried one.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bugz Well, Norm McDonald starts at 0:08 seconds in when Chevy Chase mentions his name. and he opens up on his once Fake SNL News Show about how any kid in Walnut Creek California who turns in a gun will get a 300 dollar voucher for free therapy. (Psyych Therapy)

    which is also funny because my last Psychiatrist was in Walnut Creek. Also, Jeff Hunters ex Wife is head ER at Walnut Creek's John Muir Hospital. and because TOTSE dialup BBS was hosted out of Walnut Creek.


    unrelated, The Irishman film by Scorsese is focused on Walnut Creek in the 40-50s when it was a small country town before the big highway came in and the main character lived in Walnut Creek.

    Another fun fact: one of the first mapping I guess of Gnome occurred in a Bio-Tech in Walnut Creek where AI and Gnome DNA extraction will make the first human flesh gargoyle demon army that will destroy all human life and suck their memories out so they can replace us forever.

    and the "TAOD'TOAD" use of Totse Army of Destruction or Totse of Army Destruction was asked by Jeff Hunter and probably SpectaL to not be used ever again after Jeff Hunter was fucking raided during 9/11/01 on the day of the Attack on American soil paid for by the Royal Family in the House of Saud aka Wahabiest and Auntie/Cousin of Osama Bin Laden.

    yeah, this is no small affair I bring up. just a buried one.

    quoted for eff bee eye reference
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    Originally posted by Sudo quoted for eff bee eye reference

    Pretty sure these matters have been brought to their attention multiple times but they don't wanna hear about it.
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    norm was the man back in the days
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  8. #8
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I was created in Walnut Creek.
  9. #9
    Bugz Space Nigga
    All joking aside. Walnut Creek is full of Alien looking tall Aryan rich people and what looks like Arabs or Persians all with money.

    many of them older than 40 with their faces stretched back from surgery. It comes off as a "We try to be rodeo drive of the north" vibe.

    but if you have like 2500 a month you can rent half of a apartment out and be the working poor who makes 90k a year but not too poor to rent in Walnut Creek. its one of those stupid towns that used to be a small hick town not many decades ago.
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