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Was to fuck with the granny downstairs

  1. #1
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    What are some ways I can psychologically torture the whore downstairs


    I'm thinking of making an audio file that will play a loud fice to ten second long bass sound once every 30 minutes to an hour.
    If anyone shows up they won't hear anything and I can tell them I wasn't playing music

    Also im thinking I can put cat shit under her door mat and toss it on her porch.

    What else can I do?

    I could slash her tires and spray urine on her door knob
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Kill yourself for having a fat bulbus cock nose.


    Originally posted by Octavian







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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    don't be some lowlife harassing an old woman

    you need to provoke her
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    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    I'm going to take a shit and throw it at her
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    do something offensive that can arguably be considered as lacking awareness & verbally refuse to stop when asked

    this is harsher for her than anything conjured in the absence of this first escalation
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://archive.nerdist.com/spooky-science-the-ghost-frequency/
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    you're just going to get the cops called on you again and this time she'll have evidence to press charges & have you arrested.

    also there's always that chance she may instead end up calling family members to deal with you if you start provoking/psychologically torturing her.

    just try to let it go.

    however -- if you must -- you can always kidnap one of her pets, behead it and then leave the headless body on her doorstep... i'm sure that'll traumatize her to the point where she'll move out
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    become her helper in as many ways as you can & plant termites, fungus, mold, etc. around her home discreetly
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If you want to harm someone you should quit the passive aggressive shit and either murder them by means of explosive, or be a good boy.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    he's right, there are no viable crimes in between for the authentic villain
  11. #11
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king I'm going to take a shit and throw it at her

    no, but you're definitely going to take a shit in your pants when your large black cell mate gets ahold of you and you realize you're too scrawny to fight back
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    what if he killed his parents so that he could get to grandma downstairs
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    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie If you want to harm someone you should quit the passive aggressive shit and either murder them by means of explosive, or be a good boy.

    That will just give her a release.
    I want torture her
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    you can achieve excruciating torture through mild sabotage by obfuscating any trace of your involvement so that she believes the world is negotiating her passing more quickly than before. if you need to abandon subtlety for gratification, ask yourself whether this is really something you can commit to logically.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jesus is king That will just give her a release.
    I want torture her

    If you really want to torture her you're going to have to take a lot more risk than just shoving some cat shit under her door fam.
  16. #16
    CandyRein Black Hole
    So instead of focusing on how to move out of your mothers house @ 30... you’re plotting how to torture an elderly woman ....you’re the lowest of the low ...

    She gon’ whoop your azz 😭
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    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein So instead of focusing on how to move out of your mothers house @ 30… you’re plotting how to torture an elderly woman ….you’re the lowest of the low …

    She gon’ whoop your azz 😭

    https://voca.ro/1kNxvfFLz7bZ
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    "the police didnt even say anything about the alcohol and i was drunk" gee maybe it's not illegal and they weren't close enough to even know you were drunk


    what a rambling effeminate homosexual
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Zanick don't be some lowlife harassing an old woman

    you need to provoke her

    Made me laugh.



    Originally posted by Jesus is king I'm going to take a shit and throw it at her

    DNA evidence added to verbal threats. don't worry Hiki. I am not flagging. though I have an elder mother who gets annoyed easily. it's what they do best. LOL but your need for attention will eat itself soon. you'll get plenty of it Im sure.




    Originally posted by STER0S you're just going to get the cops called on you again.

    besides– there's always that chance she may end up calling family members to deal with you if you start provoking/psychologically torturing her.

    just try to let it go.

    however – if you must – you can always kidnap one of her pets, behead it and then leave the headless body on her doorstep… i'm sure that'll traumatize her to the point where she'll move out

    You forgot to add "For informational purpose only". We don't want Frala and Lanny to take the rap for offering advice and being an accessory or some shit. i been reading up on shit . little bits of shit people getting into trouble for just being a third party with 0 interest of harming someone but jokenly or not offering advice. *harboring terrorist How-To?* you can't even joke anymore. but I honestly believe Hiki might Not be joking in the sardonic sense. whatever that word applies or not or its meaning means that.

    DARK HUMOR FAILED?

    I also think spraying Anthrax is really disturbing as fuck. we had planes flying over out house the following day of September 11th. I contacted the FBI, FAA and was asked if I could contact my local Airport because they were spread thinly (day after 9/11) and I was asked "What should I do about the planes" and I said "Tell them to land. theyre not supposed to be flying today" and he told me "I don't need to do fucking shit" and slammed the phone down in my ear. I just pray there is a audio recording of my call to them and can be pulled one day. Not that He should get into trouble for it. Im sure he was stressed as it was but just for the Lols of it.

    because way to much shit can happen at once. multiple bird, one rock.

    tl:dr My usual "Skitzoid Banter"


    Carry on. shits real
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