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Was to fuck with the granny downstairs
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2020-12-20 at 2:48 PM UTCWhat are some ways I can psychologically torture the whore downstairs
I'm thinking of making an audio file that will play a loud fice to ten second long bass sound once every 30 minutes to an hour.
If anyone shows up they won't hear anything and I can tell them I wasn't playing music
Also im thinking I can put cat shit under her door mat and toss it on her porch.
What else can I do?
I could slash her tires and spray urine on her door knob -
2020-12-20 at 2:56 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-12-20 at 3:47 PM UTCdon't be some lowlife harassing an old woman
you need to provoke her
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2020-12-20 at 3:50 PM UTCI'm going to take a shit and throw it at her
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2020-12-20 at 3:53 PM UTCdo something offensive that can arguably be considered as lacking awareness & verbally refuse to stop when asked
this is harsher for her than anything conjured in the absence of this first escalation
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2020-12-20 at 3:53 PM UTC
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2020-12-20 at 3:53 PM UTCyou're just going to get the cops called on you again and this time she'll have evidence to press charges & have you arrested.
also there's always that chance she may instead end up calling family members to deal with you if you start provoking/psychologically torturing her.
just try to let it go.
however -- if you must -- you can always kidnap one of her pets, behead it and then leave the headless body on her doorstep... i'm sure that'll traumatize her to the point where she'll move out -
2020-12-20 at 3:54 PM UTCbecome her helper in as many ways as you can & plant termites, fungus, mold, etc. around her home discreetly
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2020-12-20 at 3:54 PM UTCIf you want to harm someone you should quit the passive aggressive shit and either murder them by means of explosive, or be a good boy.
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2020-12-20 at 3:56 PM UTChe's right, there are no viable crimes in between for the authentic villain
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2020-12-20 at 3:56 PM UTC
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2020-12-20 at 3:57 PM UTCwhat if he killed his parents so that he could get to grandma downstairs
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2020-12-20 at 3:59 PM UTC
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2020-12-20 at 4:03 PM UTCyou can achieve excruciating torture through mild sabotage by obfuscating any trace of your involvement so that she believes the world is negotiating her passing more quickly than before. if you need to abandon subtlety for gratification, ask yourself whether this is really something you can commit to logically.
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2020-12-20 at 4:05 PM UTC
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2020-12-20 at 4:18 PM UTCSo instead of focusing on how to move out of your mothers house @ 30... you’re plotting how to torture an elderly woman ....you’re the lowest of the low ...
She gon’ whoop your azz 😭The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-12-20 at 4:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein So instead of focusing on how to move out of your mothers house @ 30… you’re plotting how to torture an elderly woman ….you’re the lowest of the low …
She gon’ whoop your azz 😭
https://voca.ro/1kNxvfFLz7bZ -
2020-12-20 at 4:34 PM UTC"the police didnt even say anything about the alcohol and i was drunk" gee maybe it's not illegal and they weren't close enough to even know you were drunk
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2020-12-20 at 9:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick don't be some lowlife harassing an old woman
you need to provoke her
Made me laugh.
Originally posted by Jesus is king I'm going to take a shit and throw it at her
DNA evidence added to verbal threats. don't worry Hiki. I am not flagging. though I have an elder mother who gets annoyed easily. it's what they do best. LOL but your need for attention will eat itself soon. you'll get plenty of it Im sure.
Originally posted by STER0S you're just going to get the cops called on you again.
besides– there's always that chance she may end up calling family members to deal with you if you start provoking/psychologically torturing her.
just try to let it go.
however – if you must – you can always kidnap one of her pets, behead it and then leave the headless body on her doorstep… i'm sure that'll traumatize her to the point where she'll move out
You forgot to add "For informational purpose only". We don't want Frala and Lanny to take the rap for offering advice and being an accessory or some shit. i been reading up on shit . little bits of shit people getting into trouble for just being a third party with 0 interest of harming someone but jokenly or not offering advice. *harboring terrorist How-To?* you can't even joke anymore. but I honestly believe Hiki might Not be joking in the sardonic sense. whatever that word applies or not or its meaning means that.
DARK HUMOR FAILED?
I also think spraying Anthrax is really disturbing as fuck. we had planes flying over out house the following day of September 11th. I contacted the FBI, FAA and was asked if I could contact my local Airport because they were spread thinly (day after 9/11) and I was asked "What should I do about the planes" and I said "Tell them to land. theyre not supposed to be flying today" and he told me "I don't need to do fucking shit" and slammed the phone down in my ear. I just pray there is a audio recording of my call to them and can be pulled one day. Not that He should get into trouble for it. Im sure he was stressed as it was but just for the Lols of it.
because way to much shit can happen at once. multiple bird, one rock.
tl:dr My usual "Skitzoid Banter"
Carry on. shits real
