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Tired? Stressed out? Just stop functioning!
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2020-12-20 at 5:50 AM UTCIt takes a lot of time, energy, and focus to be a functioning person. So if you're ever totally exhausted or just need a break or if you simply have better things to do, just stop functioning for a while. Ignore your responsibilities. Stop moving superficial muscles e.g. stop emoting to save the effort from facial muscles. Speak in a dull monotone so you don't have to go the effort of flexing your vocal chords. Walk in a slumped manner, moving the bare minimum of muscles with each step. You'll have so much more energy to do the things you really want to do, like masturbate, pop pills, play Xbox, tbe possibilities are endless. You can even stop functioning indefinitely so that your friends and loved ones believe that you might really be mentally handicapped. Talk about lowering the bar! You can live without being expected to bathe, work, or socialize with anyone at all besides your cherished online friends! And the benefits don't stop there. If you can convince the local law enforcement officials that you're mentally deficient they'll stop holding you responsible for minor crimes such as shoplifting and traffic violations. Life really is better for non-functioning individuals.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-12-20 at 9:15 AM UTCI had this girl over, and she wouldn't stop yapping so i made her stop functioning. Now there's a corpse in my bed, wut do?
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2020-12-20 at 1:17 PM UTC
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2020-12-20 at 1:30 PM UTC
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2020-12-20 at 2:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie I had this girl over, and she wouldn't stop yapping so i made her stop functioning. Now there's a corpse in my bed, wut do?
Sample her delicious young body. Albert Fish, notorious child rapist and cannibal, stated that the rump was the most tender and juicy article of flesh on the human body. -
2020-12-20 at 2:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice Any hole's a goal.
Yeah we're past that point. Bitch is rotting.
On a serious note. I was going to post that dead girl Amber whatsherface the one that got strangled in Port Orchard and her dead body posted all over the chans, for shock value. But i couldn't find any uncensored picture not even the supposed 'gore' site had pictures of her without her girl bits censored.
That's pretty gay. It just dawned on me how censored the internet really has become. I mean i can find anything in my niche area of interest like hax and you know other things i like. But i generally don't go looking for gore.
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2020-12-20 at 2:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by livingelegy Sample her delicious young body. Albert Fish, notorious child rapist and cannibal, stated that the rump was the most tender and juicy article of flesh on the human body.
Albert Fish also used to like to poke needles into his body to such a degree that he couldn't get them out again and suffered chronic pain for it. I probably couldn't murder a kid without breaking something in my own brain tbh.
