2020-12-20 at 5:50 AM UTC
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
It takes a lot of time, energy, and focus to be a functioning person. So if you're ever totally exhausted or just need a break or if you simply have better things to do, just stop functioning for a while. Ignore your responsibilities. Stop moving superficial muscles e.g. stop emoting to save the effort from facial muscles. Speak in a dull monotone so you don't have to go the effort of flexing your vocal chords. Walk in a slumped manner, moving the bare minimum of muscles with each step. You'll have so much more energy to do the things you really want to do, like masturbate, pop pills, play Xbox, tbe possibilities are endless. You can even stop functioning indefinitely so that your friends and loved ones believe that you might really be mentally handicapped. Talk about lowering the bar! You can live without being expected to bathe, work, or socialize with anyone at all besides your cherished online friends! And the benefits don't stop there. If you can convince the local law enforcement officials that you're mentally deficient they'll stop holding you responsible for minor crimes such as shoplifting and traffic violations. Life really is better for non-functioning individuals.
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2020-12-20 at 9:15 AM UTC
I had this girl over, and she wouldn't stop yapping so i made her stop functioning. Now there's a corpse in my bed, wut do?