Lanny is a real piece of work/shit

1. 2017-03-18 at 2:34 AM UTC

   #241
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo Bears can eat mountain goats.
   
   
   Boom. Win.

   
   I can eat bear. Tastes like piss but I can do it.
   
   I can also grab and kill you within 10 seconds. Boom. Dead.
   
   Tell me about your Sambo background, Bearmaster. Did you wrestle one like Khabib "No Fight" Nurmagomedov? LOL.
2. 2017-03-18 at 2:34 AM UTC

   #242
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm dead serious when I mention that we just hired a new cook at my work named Chris Hansen. As if he isn't sick of it by now I'm going to dedicate my time to bringing it up to him. Every fucking time he comes to work I'm going to ask him to have a seat right there and just laugh and laugh.

   
   print chris hansen memes and tape them up around work
3. 2017-03-18 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #243
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm dead serious when I mention that we just hired a new cook at my work named Chris Hansen. As if he isn't sick of it by now I'm going to dedicate my time to bringing it up to him. Every fucking time he comes to work I'm going to ask him to have a seat right there and just laugh and laugh.

   
   You should literally say: "Laugh out loud". When Chris "the bane of pedos with below average IQ" reads a chat transcript he doesn't say "lol", he says "laugh out loud". Look it up it's vaughney.
4. 2017-03-18 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #244
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2017-03-18 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #245
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm dead serious when I mention that we just hired a new cook at my work named Chris Hansen. As if he isn't sick of it by now I'm going to dedicate my time to bringing it up to him. Every fucking time he comes to work I'm going to ask him to have a seat right there and just laugh and laugh.

   
   Punch him in the face from me.
6. 2017-03-18 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #246
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Lanny

   
   Of course Lon Lon knows a band by the name of "Mountain Goat".
7. 2017-03-18 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #247
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR I can eat bear. Tastes like piss but I can do it.
   
   I can also grab and kill you within 10 seconds. Boom. Dead.
   
   Tell me about your Sambo background, Bearmaster. Did you wrestle one like Khabib "No Fight" Nurmagomedov? LOL.

   
   You are truly a fragile creature.
8. 2017-03-18 at 2:41 AM UTC

   #248
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny

   
   Name another animal that made a song about an Opioid. Ho.Ly. Shit.
   
   Mountain Goats =GOAT
9. 2017-03-18 at 2:42 AM UTC

   #249
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is the best thread on the website. Thank you, Banny.
10. 2017-03-18 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #250
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't get it.
11. 2017-03-18 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #251
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Can you keep mountain goats as pets? Assuming you have room anyway. I've always thought it'd be cool to get a couple little goats to run around the farm.
12. 2017-03-18 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #252
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You need to have a mountain.
13. 2017-03-18 at 2:45 AM UTC

    #253
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And male genitals. Sorry, Chrissy.
14. 2017-03-18 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #254
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^
15. 2017-03-18 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #255
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
16. 2017-03-18 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #256
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A large hillside and some outcroppings could probably work.
    
    And, RisiR, it's Missy. Not Chrissy.
17. 2017-03-18 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #257
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You need exactly 13 jars full of male genetalia, Scrotum and Peenor, to start your mountain goat mountain park.
18. 2017-03-18 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #258
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo A large hillside and some outcroppings could probably work.
    
    And, RisiR, it's Missy. Not Chrissy.

    
    Sorry but good to know.
19. 2017-03-18 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #259
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's a lot of jars. An exact baker's dozen of junk jars. I am humbled before anyone that can accomplish such a grandiose feat.
20. 2017-03-18 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #260
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR You need exactly 13 jars full of male genetalia, Scrotum and Peenor, to start your mountain goat mountain park.

    
    youll need at least triple that for the giftshop