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  1. #21
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're a creep to fat bitch that lets guys piss on them. I'd beat the shit out of you and you'd probably scream like the pig you are for captain save a ho to come save you, get off the gas miss piggy

    you're so fat you probably have to lay down on your bed to fight to put your pants on

    Lol. U don't know nothing about jeans u gotta lay down to zip. U seen mad tho playa.
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jesus is king You're a weak little pussy white trash bitch.
    You don't have a single fighting gene in you.

    Btw have you ever dated a woman who wasn't chubby/fat

    you're too dumb to talk, Id beat the shit out of you if I ever saw you in real life just out of principle
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. U don't know nothing about jeans u gotta lay down to zip. U seen mad tho playa.

    I know that I don't have to wear fat woman stretch pant jeans, I bet you think leggins are "pants" and I'm not mad I'm actually laughing at you tards.

    I wear banana republic jeans while you have to get your ordered specially from the fat bitch store
  4. #24
    DontTellEm Black Hole
  5. #25
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're too dumb to talk

    That's hilarious coming from you
  6. #26
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I know that I don't have to wear fat woman stretch pant jeans, I bet you think leggins are "pants" and I'm not mad I'm actually laughing at you tards.

    I wear banana republic jeans while you have to get your ordered specially from the fat bitch store

    Nah. U never met a girl with curves. 😛
  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Nah. U never met a girl with curves. 😛

    yeah i have. i'm thin but I have strong legs and long reach and indurance, I'm a swimmer, i bet you will probably be wearing a boot soon if you haven't already because your cankles and hoofs broke underneath the weight
  8. #28
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah i have. i'm thin but I have strong legs and long reach, i bet you will probably be wearing a boot soon if you haven't already because your cankles and hoofs broke underneath the weight

    You aren't thin but you're not chubby either.
    You have huge pufferfish cheeks, must come from your mom's side.
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jesus is king You aren't thin but you're not chubby either.
    You have huge pufferfish cheeks, must come from your mom's side.

    it was just alcohol bloat im sure, im not chubby at all

  10. #30
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby it was just alcohol bloat im sure, im not chubby at all


    Kike nose
  11. #31
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah i have. i'm thin but I have strong legs and long reach and indurance, I'm a swimmer, i bet you will probably be wearing a boot soon if you haven't already because your cankles and hoofs broke underneath the weight

    Lol.
  12. #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo you can tie me up choke me and slap me all you want sir




    first heard this song in high school when I was at my friend's place and he had to drive his mother to the grocery store

    loud and awkward
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  13. #33
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Why would I fight against a mentally ill closet homosexual pseud who lost his family due to his inept personality

    I wish I lost my family. These nigs be in my house eatin my food, wakin me up early as fuck and makin messes and bein all ungrateful n shit. I would smash your face into a shattered bloody mess then lick your blood to check your iron levels. I would make you call me Daddy and tell me this is what you have always wanted and needed and make you beg not to finish you off. That is where we will start with the scenario

    kr0z: I would honestly wipe the floor with you so hard it would be sinful. I would stop early because it would be bullying but I would enjoy holding you down, making your marfans hands slap yourself then allow some hambeasts to fart in your face

    Bugz: I would really just want to wrestle with you out of respect. I know I would have to pulverize you or you would black out and go psycho super sayan and try to kill me blindly. Would just twist you up, roll you around, choke you out then when you woke up, tell you you took too much quintiapine and we can go get breakfast now. We would act like it never happened and still be friends after

    Dontellem: I would stand there with a dumb look on my face while you slapped me over and over, blushing from my own enjoyment. When I become obviously rigidly aroused and you hiss and spit at me in a very rude demeanor I will have my tongue hanging out like a thirsty dog. I would like you to call me that too.

    You can say both specific and general insults about me and kick me anywhere you want. Rip my shirt off and dig your nails in I want you to tell me how sick I am, beat me to the ground sit on me and scream "WHY ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS?" before I climax, smile, whisper something unintelligible and try to cuddle with you. Please do not allow this and just sock me in the guts instead and ask what the fuck is wrong with me. When I say "It's you baby" roll your eyes and laugh because lets me honest that has to be a little endearing. I can really continue this scenario for much much longer but Ill spare everyone the read
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  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo marfans hands slap

    pretty cool name for an offensive indie band
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  15. #35
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Aldra would be fast and precise with his strikes and althouth they would be ineffective and easily countered by cornering him and tenderizing his sleek bawdy, I wouldn't want to risk one hitting any of my sensitive areas. I would respectfully bow to my opponent before the fight knowing I had already spiked his water supply with etizolam. Would spin him around and allow him to fight inanimate objects before his fight IQ lowered and I could take him out proper. Pretty sure I have about 25 30 lbs on him so would mount on his chest until he is tired out then lay him down for a nap like his handlers gas theater's with carfentanil. Would ensure his handlers were clear that their asset was not damaged and would be good as new the next day. Would have a shot of vodka with them and talk about how Putin could definitely kick my ass
  16. #36
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    You notice how the states and the Biden campaign have not brought any defamation suit against the Trump campaign or @RudyGiuliani or @LLinWood or @SidneyPowell1 for false fraud accusations? Kind of interesting. Just saying.
  17. #37
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT You notice how the states and the Biden campaign have not brought any defamation suit against the Trump campaign or @RudyGiuliani or @LLinWood or @SidneyPowell1 for false fraud accusations? Kind of interesting. Just saying.

    You notice how Trump is bargaining by saying he will be back in 4 years? Kind of pathetic just saying you are very stupid
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you will never pin me because I am far too slippery
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  19. #39
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Sudo Aldra would be fast and precise with his strikes and althouth they would be ineffective and easily countered by cornering him and tenderizing his sleek bawdy


    *unzips*
  20. #40
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    oil me up too, aldra, i need to swim through the crowds grabbing at me

    get me slippery enough & i'll take on the whole world
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