I've stated many times here before that if anyone came to austin tx and wanted to do a fight club scenario, id be down for a friendly fight and we use the safe word "poodle" if it gets too rich, I actually like fighting sometimes if its regulated.
Like none of that pussy ass chemcial warefare bullshit, and no stratching or hair pulling or biting.
The last time I got into a "fight" was with this old skool guy that I scared walking down the street and he yelped and I laughed (I was drunk) and he called me a mother fucker and got in my face and I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!"
I've stated many times here before that if anyone came to austin tx and wanted to do a fight club scenario, id be down for a friendly fight and we use the safe word "poodle" if it gets too rich, I actually like fighting sometimes if its regulated.
Like none of that pussy ass chemcial warefare bullshit, and no stratching or hair pulling or biting.
The last time I got into a "fight" was with this old skool guy that I scared walking down the street and he yelped and I laughed (I was drunk) and he called me a mother fucker and got in my face and I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!"
guy spit in my face and I was like wtf.. standing there wiping off my face on my shirt not knowing what I should do, I was caught off gaurd and was like yeah fuck him and as he was like 40 feet away walking away I briskly but quitely walked up behind him then charged and did a lou shang flying squirrel kick into his back and he fell to his knees and I fell down and was like holy shit i'm about to get my ass kicked by an old man but I got up quick enough and yelled "that whats you get for fucking with the wrong person!"
believe it or not but I've actually never had my "ass kicked" except by my gf because she kicked me in the mcrib while i was laying on the floor total suck puncher and I wasn't even doing anything
Originally posted by Bugz
why are commercials getting more urban and ethnic. Doritos with a dude name post limon getting tats of doritos on his face.
how am I supposed to crave that shit?
Fight you? how about fight the next asteroid that's gonna give a good wiping of this planet in the next 5 years.
didn't your dad kick your lil brother in the nuts for not doing his home work? I bet you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper back lil peedy bromo
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
didn't your dad kick your lil brother in the nuts for not doing his home work? I bet you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper back lil peedy bromo
I don't have a younger brother.
I would cave your chest in punching you so hard with the first punch. or completely shatter your fucking jaw.
you're 140 pounds soaking wet and I'v seen how you fair in a fight with your face bashed in and black and blue. you should learn to protect it better or stop drinking so much.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Oh God. :/ These 3 creeps acting as though they experience enough social interaction to fight off the internet 😆
Ot. I might push u around.
you're a creep to fat bitch that lets guys piss on them. I'd beat the shit out of you and you'd probably scream like the pig you are for captain save a ho to come save you, get off the gas miss piggy
you're so fat you probably have to lay down on your bed to fight to put your pants on
Originally posted by Bugz
I don't have a younger brother.
I would cave your chest in punching you so hard with the first punch. or completely shatter your fucking jaw.
you're 140 pounds soaking wet and I'v seen how you fair in a fight with your face bashed in and black and blue. you should learn to protect it better or stop drinking so much.
you told me you did
and skinny guys know how to fight, they are called feather weights. I'm a fighter and soul survivor I could wreck anyone here. I'm getting a tatto next friday the 13th of a muscle with a banner that says "tuff town" get on my level
