I work at a bar cooking food and everyone started calling in saying they might have covid because they might of hung out with there little cousin at their sisters house, or something non-descript and they were like we can't really fire them in this horrible pannademic, its a real grey area.. so they have to go along with it, but I'm an alcoholic and I hate the people I work with so I said I have covid potentially (I was coughing a bunch at work, I always cough) so I called in and told them I will get a test.
I also applied for free rent for the covid lol because i live near a bunch of college students and share pipes with them.
but my end game is to detox from alcohol while smoking weed and eating tons of food. even though I work at a resteraunt and can eat everything I want I don't like taking off the mask to eat because I have really bad rosacea.
Im purposely going out of my way to spread the covid to prove to people its just a joke. Brian invited to his place and I put my skinny ass on his wifes toilet seat and she goes teaches elementry kids from a box on a computer..
thats why her boyfriend invites me over because we both know its a hoax
so pretty much you gonts are gonna get a lot more of me the next few days, a month goe's by fast but I need a few days to recharge.
funny thing though I literally called the cdc right before the shit hit the fan calling them liars and I'm going to the news with the evidence I have against them, they blew up my phone and even the cops to call me
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I work at a bar cooking food and everyone started calling in saying they might have covid because they might of hung out with there little cousin at their sisters house, or something non-descript and they were like we can't really fire them in this horrible pannademic, its a real grey area.. so they have to go along with it, but I'm an alcoholic and I hate the people I work with so I said I have covid potentially (I was coughing a bunch at work, I always cough) so I called in and told them I will get a test.
I also applied for free rent for the covid lol because i live near a bunch of college students and share pipes with them.
but my end game is to detox from alcohol while smoking weed and eating tons of food. even though I work at a resteraunt and can eat everything I want I don't like taking off the mask to eat because I have really bad rosacea.
Im purposely going out of my way to spread the covid to prove to people its just a joke. Brian invited to his place and I put my skinny ass on his wifes toilet seat and she goes teaches elementry kids from a box on a computer..
thats why her boyfriend invites me over because we both know its a hoax
so pretty much you gonts are gonna get a lot more of me the next few days, a month goe's by fast but I need a few days to recharge.
funny thing though I literally called the cdc right before the shit hit the fan calling them liars and I'm going to the news with the evidence I have against them, they blew up my phone and even the cops to call me
what would you do?
Nobody gives a fuck, herpbro.
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