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  1. #21
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ur dead girlfriens rotten pussy is more attractive than the thought of ricky's sausage
  2. #22
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT we don't have a toaster,, we fry our toast in the fry pan after cookin eggs and sausage

    That's called fried bread you mong.
  3. #23
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    not if its just fried a little bit,, then its toasted
  4. #24
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
  5. #25
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT ur dead girlfriens rotten pussy is more attractive than the thought of ricky's sausage

    am gonna set ur fuckin house on fire faggit
  6. #26
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'll just spin ur dead gf up into a thin sheet and use her for fire suppression
  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ur rude

    leave ded ppl out of this
  8. #28
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no,, yure dead gf has to many uses
  9. #29
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its yure fault anyways,, you started it and I'll finish it,, just like yure ded gf
  10. #30
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ricky gonna finish up inside you faggit
  11. #31
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    was it ur fault?
  12. #32
    toasters are gay.

    you put your white bread in and they come out brown and smell funny.
  13. #33
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT was it ur fault?

    There’s a couple ways to look at it

    But I wasn’t involved
  14. #34
    Ghost Black Hole
    son its a fucked solid piece of shit

    i was once hankering a piece of toast at like 4am and woke up hts_noob because it started clicking for no fucking reason and kept popping up

    but when i use it normally and cook dinner it cooks 4 slices with no problem, fuck my life
  15. #35
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Am i weird for making toast in the actual oven? It's very efficient. Toast 8 slices and more no problem. As far as my actual toaster goes, a solid 6 out of 10. It's not fancy and pretty smol so low capacity, although it has never failed me in a pinch.
  16. #36
    Bugz Space Nigga
    I can not listen to Lonnie Smith's smooth jazz and read this necro-bump crazy thread about how toasters fail because you have to help it do its thing.

    You have your own preference of what TOAST is. is it slightly moist and warm but still kinda soft. or is it carmalized a bit and brown. or do you expect pure golden brown on both side before buttering goodness into it.

    My Toaster oven was weird at first. it takes like 4 minutes to get a decent toast (of my preference.. golden outer but kind of pale in the middle. NO HOMO)
  17. #37
    Bugz Space Nigga
  18. #38
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Grylls There’s a couple ways to look at it

    But I wasn’t involved


    SHE CAUGHT YOU BUTTFUCKIN UR CUSIN DIDN'T SHE
  19. #39
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    DROVE OFF IN A FIT OF RAGE AND CRASHED DIDN'T SHE
  20. #40
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie Am i weird for making toast in the actual oven? It's very efficient. Toast 8 slices and more no problem. As far as my actual toaster goes, a solid 6 out of 10. It's not fancy and pretty smol so low capacity, although it has never failed me in a pinch.

    kind of weird that you eat 8 slices of toast at once
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