2020-12-04 at 8:01 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
ur dead girlfriens rotten pussy is more attractive than the thought of ricky's sausage
2020-12-04 at 8:04 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
not if its just fried a little bit,, then its toasted
2020-12-04 at 8:33 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I'll just spin ur dead gf up into a thin sheet and use her for fire suppression
2020-12-04 at 8:37 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
ur rude
leave ded ppl out of this
2020-12-04 at 8:53 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
no,, yure dead gf has to many uses
2020-12-04 at 8:53 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
its yure fault anyways,, you started it and I'll finish it,, just like yure ded gf
2020-12-04 at 8:58 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Ricky gonna finish up inside you faggit
2020-12-04 at 11:16 PM UTC
toasters are gay.
you put your white bread in and they come out brown and smell funny.
2020-12-05 at 12:37 AM UTC
son its a fucked solid piece of shit
i was once hankering a piece of toast at like 4am and woke up hts_noob because it started clicking for no fucking reason and kept popping up
but when i use it normally and cook dinner it cooks 4 slices with no problem, fuck my life
2020-12-05 at 12:48 AM UTC
Am i weird for making toast in the actual oven? It's very efficient. Toast 8 slices and more no problem. As far as my actual toaster goes, a solid 6 out of 10. It's not fancy and pretty smol so low capacity, although it has never failed me in a pinch.
2020-12-05 at 12:52 AM UTC
I can not listen to Lonnie Smith's smooth jazz and read this necro-bump crazy thread about how toasters fail because you have to help it do its thing.
You have your own preference of what TOAST is. is it slightly moist and warm but still kinda soft. or is it carmalized a bit and brown. or do you expect pure golden brown on both side before buttering goodness into it.
My Toaster oven was weird at first. it takes like 4 minutes to get a decent toast (of my preference.. golden outer but kind of pale in the middle. NO HOMO)
2020-12-05 at 1:54 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
DROVE OFF IN A FIT OF RAGE AND CRASHED DIDN'T SHE