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  1. #21
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra lol

    wut

    I've heard of that before but assumed it was rare

    I forgot to mention the buffer zone between cells applied to inmates as well so going up to another inmates cell to talk (wtf else are you going to do on a 1 man rotation range) could result in an institutional charge for being "out of bounds" which was the most mind fucking part of the ridiculous mini judiciary system within the institution (called "kangaroo court" by inmates and staff alike) where you could be "out of bounds" by walking in certain areas of the facility that are permitted at times and not permitted at times. The rigourous security makes you hyper vigilant of any possible security breach you can find too, any chance to smuggle in illicit substances or fashion a weapon or do anything to improve your situation. I wish I had the same dedication when outside prison in a lot of ways.
  2. #22
    G African Astronaut
    The recent fecal NIS wave(hiki shit threads & §m£ÂgØL's shitty anus pic) has inspired me to upgrade my TS yet again. I will update this thread w/ the progress, probably going to commission another wood unit w/ foot grooves carved in it.
  3. #23
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
  4. #24
    Originally posted by G The recent fecal NIS wave(hiki shit threads & §m£ÂgØL's shitty anus pic) has inspired me to upgrade my TS yet again. I will update this thread w/ the progress, probably going to commission another wood unit w/ foot grooves carved in it.

    get one made from granite.
  5. #25
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lardass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......... your favorite kind of jihad.

    a bunch of sand niggers using their unwashed cocks to jihad your asshole while whispering 'aloha snackbar' in your ear.

    Sounds like you were a victim of anal crusade bud.
  6. #26
    cigreting Dark Matter
    wil b cumn back to read this
  7. #27
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lardass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............. you know all about the anal crusades after all those sand nigger gang bangs you enjoy so much

    You're the expert after a train of regular niggers wrenched your anus in half last night
  8. #28
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer. youre the expert after a freight train went missing in your anus last night. then the coast guard sent in rescue helicopters to search for it and they havent been heard from since.

    your asshole is the bermuda triangle of orifices

    You're the expert after MH375 disappeared because their transponder signals were stifled by the gravitational pull of your cavernous asshole.

    Actual image of your anus:

  9. #29
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little........ you know all about the anal crusades after all those sand nigger gang bangs you enjoy so much

    You're the expert after a train of regular niggers wrenched your anus in half last night
  10. #30
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little........ youre the expert after a freight train went missing in your anus last night. then the coast guard sent in rescue helicopters to search for it and they havent been heard from since.

    your asshole is the bermuda triangle of orifices

    You're the expert after MH375 disappeared because their transponder signals were stifled by the gravitational pull of your cavernous asshole.

    Actual image of your anus:

  11. #31
    G African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #32
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G The recent fecal NIS wave(hiki shit threads & §m£ÂgØL's shitty anus pic) has inspired me to upgrade my TS yet again. I will update this thread w/ the progress, probably going to commission another wood unit w/ foot grooves carved in it.

    Going w/ zebrano natural wood w/ traction grooves. Using a guy whom does custom boat cabinets etc. highly reviewed, been in business 30 years etc. He didn't even bat an eye when I explained my job order, that's my guy lol !
  13. #33
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Going w/ zebrano natural wood w/ traction grooves. Using a guy whom does custom boat cabinets etc. highly reviewed, been in business 30 years etc. He didn't even bat an eye when I explained my job order, that's my guy lol !

    Should be done next week !
  14. #34
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Anal nirvana
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