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  1. #21
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Ghost DH never existed, no proof. You are all just a bunch of pedophiles that fuck little boys and girls in the basement of comet pizza sent here to distract us

    I don't believe for one second that jigaboo johnson is some mid level manager, or that dont tell them is a random bartender with schizo outbursts or there's some guy named stl1 that posts the most obvious shill disinfo propaganda from a government agent i've ever heard in my life and refers to his daughter as "officer"

    Face it, the jigg is up. You are all a bunch of government corrupt deep state Satanic cult Comet Pizza child sex trafficking ring that murders and eats your victims to leave no evidence. We all know about the secret tunnels connecting Comet Pizza to the Washington DC tunnel system. Your disinfo will never crush the true spirit of totse FREE INFORMATION you can't censor the TRUTH!!!



    Oh shit.

    We're busted!
  2. #22
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Moot…none of us exist, this is a simulation.

    then you wouldn't mind bending over and squeeling like a piggy for me. it ain't gay, this is just all a simulation
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Ghost then you wouldn't mind bending over and squeeling like a piggy for me. it ain't gay, this is just all a simulation

    I bent over and squealed, nothing happened.
  4. #24
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Don't Tell 'Em I'm Putting On My Strap-On To Satisfy Jiggle Booty's Booty
  5. #25
    Originally posted by stl1 Don't Tell 'Em I'm Putting On My Strap-On To Satisfy Jiggle Booty's Booty

    Please die, soon.
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  6. #26
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    That should either be "Please die soon." or "Please die...soon. but not "Please die, soon."
  7. #27
    Originally posted by stl1 That should either be "Please die soon." or "Please die…soon. but not "Please die, soon."

    Wrong, the comma indicates a pause dummy...learn English.

    "Rule of thumb: a comma indicates a pause in speech."

    ...and please die, soon.
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  8. #28
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wrong, the comma indicates a pause dummy…learn English.

    "Rule of thumb: a comma indicates a pause in speech."

    …and please die, soon.

    Yee, but STL is a yank and i bet he doesn't even Oxford comma.
  9. #29
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wrong, the comma indicates a pause dummy…learn English.




    You can't make this shit up, folks...ever.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by stl1 You can't make this shit up, folks…ever.



    Are you referring to the Ellipsis:

    Ellipsis (… or . . .), indicates an intentional omission of a word;

    Not a pause, what a fucking retard.

    Learn English and then please...die (omitted word would be "fucking")
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  11. #31
    Originally posted by Sudo are you §m£ÂgØL?

    I am thinking this.
  12. #32
    WellHung Black Hole
    u fuck too many niggers.
  13. #33
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Hi, I will be your friend. I am just not active. I often forget about the forum and drop by from time to time. How are you?
  14. #34
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by stl1 That should either be "Please die soon." or "Please die…soon. but not "Please die, soon."

    I think it'd be correct to say "Please, die, soon."
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 That should either be "Please die soon." or "Please die…soon. but not "Please die, soon."

    Wrong, as usual.
  16. #36
    if i wanted friends id go out and make them.

    you know why ? because friends are for betas.

    do you see male lions going around making friends and do friemd stuffs with other male lions ?

    yes, only the omosexual ones do that.

    Originally posted by livingelegy I was a totse subscriber from waaaay back before the launch of the website when it was still a ink-on-paper 'zine and it was never like this, the readers composed a good community of kind hearted individuals who were brave enough to show real brotherly love to people who were total strangers to them. I still remember the scripture sharing special editions every second sunday where totse readers would write in to the editors and share and elucidate inspiring religious passages from their holy books of their particular religion. you're probably too young to remember the physical totse mags but they were a secular utopia of spirit building inspirational stories from readers around the world. it was a community to be proud of, until the totse brand was bought out by a shady Congolese world wide web entrepreneur who converted it into the dark corner of the web you all know it for, now I wander the internet trying to spread the gospel of the old totse I once knew like a dinosaur in a koi pond.

    wrong.

    totse was nothing compared to phrack and your a fraud.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by stl1 That should either be "Please die soon." or "Please die…soon. but not "Please die, soon."

    please die.

    soon.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Hi, I will be your friend. I am just not active. I often forget about the forum and drop by from time to time. How are you?

    ↑ known omosexual.
  19. #39
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Hi, I will be your friend. I am just not active. I often forget about the forum and drop by from time to time. How are you?

    I'm drunk as hell and having a good day. On Friday im moving downtown so I can sleep in an alley or under a dumpster or something and shower and eat from the salvation army occasionally. How are you?
  20. #40
    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I don't know you well enough to like you personally, but I make for an affable if eccentric mentor, and I generally like everyone.

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