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How do I stop smiling/laughing so much?

  1. #1
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I honestly cannot help myself. You're saying hi to me? I will have a big smile on my face and say hi back. You're insulting me? I will start laughing out loud even though I don't want to. I just smile so easily. Just say anything to me in real life and I will smile and/or laugh. It's super annoying, I just want to be able to keep a straight face. Nothing seems to help.
  2. #2
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    OK m8
  3. #3
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    kill a nice but ailing cat beloved to you even if you don’t want to and it’s horrible

    you'll never have this problem again

  4. #4
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Zanick kill a human being even if you don’t want to and it’s horrible

    you'll never have this problem again

    A helpful response, thank you, Zanick. I should mention I saw a 19 year old boy whom was run over during a hit-and-run and he never made it out alive. Saw him twitching his legs and eyelids uncontrollably all the while his head was pouring blood onto the pavement. He was put into a seven-day coma before he died. I was the first on the scene. As you can see, even looking death in the eyes doesn't help. Am I just unfixable? I have to add that I didn't laugh at the incident but it just hasn't affected me to the point I would stop smiling/laughing so much.
  5. #5
    try hurting yourself in your free time
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    omg i would never advocate violence against a human

  7. #7
    no not against one, to yourself
  8. #8
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    So like, biting the inside of my cheek? Wearing a rubber band so I can pull and release it? I think I'd smile before I'd be able to do the rubber thingy.
  9. #9
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    talk to a psychiatrist, they'll find suffering lurking beneath your giggles, give it a name & put you on a path back to those giggles

  10. #10
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Zanick talk to a psychiatrist, they'll find suffering lurking beneath your giggles, give it a name & put you on a path back to those giggles

    Is it bad that I smiled when I read this?
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    seems like opie needs a cock rammed up his hole life!
  12. #12
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby seems like opie needs a cock rammed up his hole life!

    That's pretty gay, dude.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Michael Myers That's pretty gay, dude.

    yeah it is, lil bromo but i bet it would wipe that smile off your face.. oh wait.. you'd prolly enjoy it.. heard..

    *rams a fake gay dildo up opies pussy and runs away*

  14. #14
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah it is, lil bromo but i bet it would wipe that smile off your face.. oh wait.. you'd prolly enjoy it.. heard..

    *rams a fake gay dildo up opies pussy and runs away*


    There's this new trend of "emo rap," basically some songs are just early 2000s throwback jams, have you heard of them?
  15. #15
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers A helpful response, thank you, Zanick. I should mention I saw a 19 year old boy whom was run over during a hit-and-run and he never made it out alive. Saw him twitching his legs and eyelids uncontrollably all the while his head was pouring blood onto the pavement. He was put into a seven-day coma before he died. I was the first on the scene. As you can see, even looking death in the eyes doesn't help. Am I just unfixable? I have to add that I didn't laugh at the incident but it just hasn't affected me to the point I would stop smiling/laughing so much.

    Wow, that is fucked.
  16. #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Wow, that is fucked.

    What part exactly?
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Michael Myers There's this new trend of "emo rap," basically some songs are just early 2000s throwback jams, have you heard of them?

    nah enlighten me, I'm here for you and higher than giraffe pussy
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    blue october has new shit if you're into that

  19. #19
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers What part exactly?

    Did you just stand there like some fucking Autist or ring an ambulance?
  20. #20
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Did you just stand there like some fucking Autist or ring an ambulance?

    I was actually with my friend. He panicked. Yelled at bystanders to call an ambulance. I calmly told him he had a phone, he should ring them. And he did and they came. But for what? That boy was never going to make it.
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