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I had a dream last night about the DH girls

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Clam down plantessi
  2. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by A College Professor leave it to obbe to ruin chess

    I'll ruin your butthole too.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I had a dream i was fucking a girl with the tightest pussy then i woke up and realized i was balls deep in my cat's asshole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Obbe I'll ruin your butthole too.

    YOU DONT KNOW ME!!!
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    After everything I've said I would still bang Obbe in a furry costume with a buttflap and would also be partners with him in a 3 legged or wheelbarrow race.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It’s the SPIRIT OF THANKSGIVING CHARLIE BROWN
  7. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    "No-particular-order" my ass.

    Too late am flattered. 🥰😍
  8. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    wanna fuck tonight, mmQ? no gay shit just brothers drunk or high and fucking. we don't have to worry about any babies cumming out of us. plus i wanna settled down with a nigga that i can trust lol.

    least 5 yr commitment though. open relationship of course but 5 yrs to proofs to our families its real and serious. maybe adopt infinity...for a few lol if you want to
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dregs wanna fuck tonight, mmQ? no gay shit just brothers drunk or high and fucking. we don't have to worry about any babies cumming out of us. plus i wanna settled down with a nigga that i can trust lol.

    least 5 yr commitment though. open relationship of course but 5 yrs to proofs to our families its real and serious. maybe adopt infinity…for a few lol if you want to

    Ur a day late and a dollar short.
  10. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur a day late and a dollar short.

    and your point exactly? i've never been on time for anything or a "a dollar short" on anything. just join myonlyfans and you get 1% off tonight only for fat ass white bois. 69|% off on all the rest of YOUS people.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia (okay)

    Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)

    Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)

    Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)

    Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)

    Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla (okay)

    Marina (uh) Selena (uh) Katrina (uh) Sabrina (uh)

    About three Kim's (what?) LaToya, and Tina (WHOO!)

    Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda (uh-huh)

    Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (damn!)

    Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, and Ronda (what?)

    Donna, Ulanda (what?) Tawana, and Wanda (what?)

    Were all treated fairly but yet and still

    Bitches is on some other shit now that I'm fuckin' wit Dru Hill

    But I'ma keep it real (what?)

    What the fuck you want from a nigga? (c'mon)

    What the fuck you want from a nigga? (c'mon)


  12. Originally posted by mmQ I binged Queens Gambit the other day and then went to chess.com and logged in and saw our old matches, lol. You vs me. They were still logged as if they had happened yesterday.

    We played 3 times and I won once, and I reviewed the game and it was really embarrassing on both ends. I should've won like 5 moves prior to when I did, but I still won.

    But you won the other 2 times.

    I binged on Queen's Gambit over the weekend, it was very good and the chick would most definitely have got a good hard rooking from this king (the grown version not when she was 9).
  13. Bueno motherfucker
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