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2017-03-16 at 1:35 AM UTC...
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2017-03-16 at 1:42 AM UTC
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2017-03-16 at 1:43 AM UTC3rd stella 10th bowl.
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2017-03-16 at 2:10 AM UTCScron is very exotic looking 7/10 would look again. If anyone could be considered ugly it would be me but that's because I have a stupid nose. The bitches still love me :D
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2017-03-16 at 2:13 AM UTC*bump
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2017-03-16 at 2:36 AM UTCNo I also have a big nose. but you know what they say ;)
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2017-03-16 at 2:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I got drunk and took a bunch of benadryl last night messaged a bunch of girls on online dating with "just a small town girl…"
I forgot how fun dph is. The first few hours of strong delerium are kinda gay fighting to stay awake but after that I can stay up all night tripped out, when you do lay down its an amazing sleep though.
I can't stand the dph hangover though. I can take caffeine till my heart whistles like a teapot but I'll still feel drowsy as funk. -
2017-03-16 at 3:25 AM UTCI am far more responsible than Lanny:
Ceretropic owner agreed to test my phenelzine sulfate from an interesting Hong Kong source I found that caters to the bodybuilding community (steroids aren't illegal everywhere), but shows some promise. Just need to mail out 100mg to the address for the test and then go for it and use my capsules that should be better than any ever offered on the market, if done right.
It's actually happening. After all this time an affordable pure phenelzine sulfate source may be in hand... -
2017-03-16 at 7:02 AM UTCoh man I haven't had stella in a long time I drank 7 and like 20 fat bowls of weed and passed the fuck out and missed big brother, god damn I need tehk.
gonna try and find the episode online... god dammit.. fucking life man -
2017-03-16 at 10:59 AM UTC
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2017-03-16 at 11:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I am far more responsible than Lanny:
Ceretropic owner agreed to test my phenelzine sulfate from an interesting Hong Kong source I found that caters to the bodybuilding community (steroids aren't illegal everywhere), but shows some promise. Just need to mail out 100mg to the address for the test and then go for it and use my capsules that should be better than any ever offered on the market, if done right.
It's actually happening. After all this time an affordable pure phenelzine sulfate source may be in hand…
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2017-03-16 at 1:09 PM UTC
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2017-03-16 at 2:49 PM UTCThe pear cider I'm drinking has hints of the taste of petrol
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2017-03-16 at 2:58 PM UTCIs armpit cancer a thing? I think I have armpit cancer. There's a lump under there that hurts when I lie down and have my arm pressed against my side
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2017-03-16 at 3:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump $32 for a 12 pack of stella. I get a good buzz from 2 and I grinded my second bud of the night im pretty high, can barely keep my eyes open lol. Gonna play some civ 5 pretty soon here.
Also I tried online dating and its dumb, nobody replies back, am I ugly?, I don't get it.
Online dating is fucking sweet, its cuts out a huge portion of the bullshit that is finding and courting a complete stranger while getting drunk with your friends at a bar.
Like with tinder you only talk to females who think you are attractive, live within a certain distance, and are looking for some fuck. Then all you have to do is prove that you are packing some quality dick and BOOM, instant fuck buddy as long as you play it cool and don't let a real relationship start to form. unless of course if she is really cool to hang out with on top of being a quality lay, then i would suggest locking that shit down for a while.
Also, remember that girl from highschool? The one that was like insanely sexy that you were good friends with but never really got around to making a move? well she is on the rebound from her first marriage right now and is on tinder or plenty of fish looking at her options because she needs to get dicked down like yesterday and is at like zero self esteem. so go get you ass on tinder an get to swiping because somebody is gonna fuck her and it might as well be you.
I've been with my current gf for almost a year now, we met on tinder, she is about to move in to my apartment , and its easily the easiest and most compatible relationship I have ever been in. -
2017-03-16 at 3:21 PM UTCI might check out this tinder shit. I need a fat girl in my life
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2017-03-16 at 3:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject Is armpit cancer a thing? I think I have armpit cancer. There's a lump under there that hurts when I lie down and have my arm pressed against my side
It is. There are lymph nodes in your armpit that can get all kinds of shit that makes them lump up. Go check a doctor, bro. -
2017-03-16 at 4:04 PM UTCLet's go back to what worked 40 years ago boys; krokodil
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2017-03-16 at 4:04 PM UTCHuh. I might, it's more annoying than anything. I don't think I'm even registered at a docs. I should probably get a liver/kidney test at the same time.
Tbh it'll probably come back that there's so many things wrong with me the doctor just assumes the test is broken and one person can't be that fucked -
2017-03-16 at 4:09 PM UTCThat's what I'm hoping for. Can you please hurry up and get an appointment before I kill myself?
Thanks bud.