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Microsoft ruins Minecraft with community standards

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Only as the soup dragon.

    i got plenty of soups.
  2. #22
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fucking lol. Look at the state of that. Fucking manchildren picking up fucked up girls who dress up because they can't stand being themselves due to some underlying issues…usually sexual abuse.

    What next, fucking furries?

    Thats a lot of excuses and mental gymnastics you have to go through to not pursue after cute girls dressing in revealing outfits.

    Whatever floats yer boat i guess

  3. #23
    Women float my boat, not teens with daddy issues.

    It fits that you would be into such childlike fucked up in the head girls, what with the minecraft and cartoons.
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It fits that you would be into such childlike fucked up in the head girls, what with the minecraft and cartoons.

    Minecraft is most popular among ages 20-25, second most popular demographic being late teens. I was 16 when the game came out and I only got into it because it was a popular indie game for late teens and adults on 4chan at the time.

    It was never a childrens game. It was inspired by dwarf fortress, one of the most complex difficult games ever made.



  5. #25
    Originally posted by Ghost Minecraft is most popular among ages 20-25,

    Yes, Millenials and zoomers are very childlike. A 20-25yr old today has the mentality of a 10-12yr old from 30-40 years ago.
  6. #26
    Ghost Black Hole
    Actually zoomers are the most mature generation in modern history
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Ghost Actually zoomers are the most mature generation in modern history

    Sure...still living with mommy and playing fortnite all day. By the time I was 25 I'd traveled the world, owned homes/cars, financed several abortions and saved the planet from interdimentional time travelers.
  8. #28
    Ghost Black Hole
    teenagers in the 80's:



    teenagers today:

  9. #29
    It's true, teens in the 80s knew how to have fun..WORKED HARD AND PLAYED HARD...none of that pretentious self importance that Greta demonstrates, who then gets caught drinking from plastic water bottles and sitting in an environment that looks 99% plastic...lololol.

  10. #30
    Ghost Black Hole
    Most kids today have a youtube channel with thousands of followers and are social media influencers that make more money than their parents.

    Truly the greatest generation, they give me hope for the future. All other generations have done nothing but fuck up the planet, ruin everything for everyone else and it's up to the millenials and zoomers to fix the damage caused by boomers and gen X'ers



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson By the time I was 25 I'd traveled the world, owned homes/cars,

    Thanks for doing your part to kill the planet. I bet you filled your car with leaded gasoline too and helped cause the crack epidemic with your toxic gasoline and car culture.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetraethyllead#Effect_on_crime_rates
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Ghost Thanks for doing your part to kill the planet.

    Lol...typical self centered zoomer/millenial thinks the world begins and ends with humans.

    Humans couldn't kill the planet if they tried...we'd all be LONG dead before the planet was lifeless...in fact the planet would do a hell of a lot better without us...you know Earth used to be a molten blob right?
  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    80's hairspray culture destroyed the ozone layer.

    Thanks for making the planet a worse place for every future generation, i'm sure you all feel good about yourselves laughing at the struggling zoomers of today that have to wade through your decades of environmental neglect. LOL GET TUFF KID WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I COULD FLY AROUND THE WORLD FOR $150 AND FILL MY CAR FOR A NICKEL, WHATS YOUR EXCUSE???

  13. #33
    Originally posted by Ghost Thanks for making the planet a worse place for every future generation

    Well I mean look at those (what were then) future generations...sitting in their moms home, jobless, playing stupid childish video games, eating crap and lusting afer femboys...

    damn right we wanted to made things worse for them
  14. #34
    Ghost Black Hole
    Hey I don't go to femboy hooters to look at the bulging hot shorts, I just like the food okay
  15. #35
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Somebody buy the OP some shampoo for Christmas
  16. #36
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Somebody buy the OP some shampoo for Christmas

    HURRRRRR MUH COCK NOSE

  17. #37
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Yeah Franky, heard. They are big caca heads. Now you have to buy it with a Microsoft account, which doesn't allow you to buy multiple MC logins per microsoft account. At least when you bought it from mojang you could just register the accounts myemail+mc1@gmail.com , myemail+mc2@gmail.com, etc. Microtards won't accept emails like that , I think if you're paying them 25 dollars you shouldn't have to make a new email address for every plural you buy.

    now they lose money coz the purchase process is easier on ebay to buy used accounts
  18. #38
    Ghost Black Hole
    they are getting rid of alt shops, alt accounts because if you don't switch over to a microsoft account by 2021 they will wipe all non microsoft accounts and then bye bye alt shops.

    This sucks for anarchy servers because a lot of people use alts on there to play and store their items

    Servers like hypixel are happy about this because they get fucked a lot by bots and irl traders. Bots will be gone from minecraft for good by next year. No more 13k weekly bans



    This was such a big issue for hypixel that they started making their own minecraft clone just so they could have control over the accounts and be able to ban people for botting.

  19. #39
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Damn yeah I just found out theres not much goin on with accounts for sale now , i don't think you can change the email on any of them anymore so its not worth it
  20. #40
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I've been playing on AztecMC.
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