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Microsoft ruins Minecraft with community standards

  1. #41
    Ghost Black Hole
    yeah they are finally killing the last of the wild west style minecraft from back in the indie days with notch, making everything professional with suits and a tie for microsoft.

    They even removed references to Notch from the title splash because he said some stuff about trannies and white people on twitter.

  2. #42
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Do a shootie at Microsoft HQ.
  3. #43
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Do a shootie at Microsoft HQ.

    i'll shoot them with a power V bow
  4. #44
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost making everything professional with suits and a tie for microsoft.
    The suit and tie hides the cuck collar, buttplug, and penis chastity device
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure…still living with mommy and playing fortnite all day. By the time I was 25 I'd traveled the world, owned homes/cars, financed several abortions and saved the planet from interdimentional time travelers.

    thats only because you didnt have internet.
  6. #46
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Yo Ghost have you tried encrystal.me?
  7. #47
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    play 7 days with me instead
  8. #48
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Nah, let's play Sea of Thieves instead.
  9. #49
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I've never tried it


    dunno why I like 7days so much, it's buggy as shit and will probably never make full release. it does have a really nice sense of isolation to it though, and defending against the blood moon hordes is a nice way to stop the construction/building defences part from going stale
  10. #50
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    That sounds cool, I've never heard of it.

    I like Sea of Thieves mostly because I grew up playing a lot of Monkey Island and so now I like cheesy pirate themed stuff like this. I don't even play it often, and when I do I prefer doing crap like fishing and playing pirate instruments and messing around with other people rather than whatever you're normally supposed to do.
  11. #51
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]


    I wanna take acid and play this game.
  12. #52
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/251570/7_Days_to_Die/


    you wake up naked after a zombie apocalypse and have to find a way to survive - gather a few rocks and sticks to make a crude axe, use that to bash in doors and scavenge pants and other gear, carve a club to smack zombies around, hunt or grow food etc.

    chop down trees to build a base, work your way up to forging rebar and filling it with concrete for reinforced walls, build a mad max motorbike etc. Scavenge and build by day, bunker down at night because zombies start sprinting and get a lot more dangerous.

    once a week there's a 'blood moon' where a huge horde of zombies tracks you and your spawn for 8 hours and tries to punch everything to death. build and set traps from wooden spikes to electric fences and auto turrets to stop them or just fill pockets with ammo and try to mow them all down with a scavenged M249 or something
  13. #53
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP is a hooked nose homosexual with a grotesquely chubby boyfriend
  14. #54
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by aldra https://store.steampowered.com/app/251570/7_Days_to_Die/


    you wake up naked after a zombie apocalypse and have to find a way to survive - gather a few rocks and sticks to make a crude axe, use that to bash in doors and scavenge pants and other gear, carve a club to smack zombies around, hunt or grow food etc.

    chop down trees to build a base, work your way up to forging rebar and filling it with concrete for reinforced walls, build a mad max motorbike etc. Scavenge and build by day, bunker down at night because zombies start sprinting and get a lot more dangerous.

    once a week there's a 'blood moon' where a huge horde of zombies tracks you and your spawn for 8 hours and tries to punch everything to death. build and set traps from wooden spikes to electric fences and auto turrets to stop them or just fill pockets with ammo and try to mow them all down with a scavenged M249 or something

    Sounds pretty awesome, like Dayz or Dead Matter or something.
  15. #55
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not sure about Dead Matter but it's somewhere between Day Z and Rust
  16. #56
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe Yo Ghost have you tried encrystal.me?

    what is that end crystal combat pvp? I'm pretty cracked at crystal pvp

  17. #57
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jesus is king OP is a hooked nose homosexual with a grotesquely chubby boyfriend

    i could beat you in netherite armor with just my fists bitch
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #58
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Ghost what is that end crystal combat pvp? I'm pretty cracked at crystal pvp

    I don't know, I'm pretty sure it's some sort of anarchy server, I saw someone mention it and I just figured you might be interested or that maybe you already knew about it.
  19. #59
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by aldra not sure about Dead Matter but it's somewhere between Day Z and Rust

    Dead Matter is supposed to be the same sort of game but set in Alberta.
  20. #60
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe I don't know, I'm pretty sure it's some sort of anarchy server, I saw someone mention it and I just figured you might be interested or that maybe you already knew about it.

    yeah the server is basically just a giant minecraft combat simulator where people practice the most hardcore forms of survival pvp and hacking to become the strongest player for youtube fame and anarchy glory.

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