A wise thing to say

1. 2020-11-18 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #61
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ If I fits, I sits.

   
   If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CandyRein
2. 2020-11-18 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #62
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Even a broken clock is right twice a day ...
3. 2020-11-18 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #63
   

   CandyRein Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

   
   😂😭
4. 2020-11-18 at 6:12 PM UTC

   #64
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

   
   "If you get caught stealing your own shirts, I dont think you deserve to get fucking 35 life sentences."
5. 2020-11-18 at 7:27 PM UTC

   #65
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Two wrongs don't make a right.
6. 2020-11-18 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #66
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Time is flies when you're having soup.
7. 2020-11-18 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Two wrongs don't make a right.

   
   Two Wongs dont make a White
8. 2020-11-18 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #68
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   A cup is never half empty, only half full.
9. 2020-11-18 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by -SpectraL A cup is never half empty, only half full.

   
   That's not even a saying
10. 2020-11-18 at 7:32 PM UTC

    #70
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who left the milk out?
11. 2020-11-18 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ Who left the milk out?

    
    Again, not a wise thing said, just something your Mom says when she's beating you over the fucking head with the carton.
    
    
    Everyone can go fuck themselves
12. 2020-11-18 at 7:35 PM UTC

    #72
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When you're done using the milk, dont forget to put it back in the refrigerator, otherwise it will spoil.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • livingelegy
13. 2020-11-18 at 7:41 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ When you're done using the milk, dont forget to put it back in the refrigerator, otherwise it will spoil.

    
    this isn't really a catchphrase
14. 2020-11-18 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #74
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bugz this isn't really a catchphrase

    
    But it is a wise old adage I heard as a kid, which is what your original post was requesting.
    
    Thank you
15. 2020-11-18 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ But it is a wise old adage I heard as a kid, which is what your original post was requesting.
    
    Thank you

    
    I'm calling you out on this. I think you never heard it and making it up on the spot
16. 2020-11-18 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #76
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    4 balls is wrong
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Bugz
17. 2020-11-18 at 8 PM UTC

    #77
    

    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Ignorance is bliss
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • -SpectraL, 
    • POLECAT
18. 2020-11-18 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by POLECAT 4 balls is wrong

    
    FUCKING LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
19. 2020-11-18 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #79
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bugz I'm calling you out on this. I think you never heard it and making it up on the spot

    
    "Trust no one."
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Bugz, 
    • itybit
20. 2020-11-18 at 8:07 PM UTC

    #80
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ "Trust no one."

    
    now you're back on track