A wise thing to say

1. 2020-11-19 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #101
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   You have to work it sexually my daddy
2. 2020-11-19 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #102
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I didn't really hear any particularly great advice that I can recall. I might remember later as I'm sure I have heard it, I just always remember what my dad told me but it's so selfish and evil it's kinda socially detrimental.
3. 2020-11-19 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #103
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL A cup is never half empty, only half full.

   
   cups are always full.
   
   of air, of liquid, or of mixture of both.
4. 2020-11-19 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #104
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   ships need seamen as much as seamen need brothels.
   
   (from watching the last episode of GOT)
5. 2020-11-19 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cups are always full.
   
   of air, of liquid, or of mixture of both.

   
   The state of the cup isn't really important. half full/half empty doesn't matter as long as you have a jug to refill it and a belly to empty it.
6. 2020-11-19 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #106
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Sticks and stones may break my bones but this weed is fire
7. 2020-11-19 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #107
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   push the brillo back and forth to collect crack resin and smoke it
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CandyRein, 
   • Sudo, 
   • Zanick
8. 2020-11-19 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #108
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Lmao wth
9. 2020-11-19 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #109
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Always bring soap-on-a-rope to prison.
10. 2020-11-19 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #110
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Always bring soap-on-a-rope to prison.

    
    I was told to bring drugs if I ever go to the local jail or i would get beat up.
    
    My anal cavity can only hold so much sheesh
11. 2020-11-19 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #111
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    A friend of mine got in trouble in prison for fashioning a dildo out of soap. I think they went to liquid only soap shortly after that.
12. 2020-11-19 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #112
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A friend of mine got in trouble in prison for fashioning a dildo out of soap. I think they went to liquid only soap shortly after that.

    
    wouldn't it be easier to just use another mans penis
13. 2020-11-19 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #113
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost wouldn't it be easier to just use another mans penis

    
    It was a female.
14. 2020-11-19 at 6:22 PM UTC

    #114
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    wouldn't it be easier to use your fist
15. 2020-11-19 at 6:25 PM UTC

    #115
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost wouldn't it be easier to use your fist

    
    Well I wouldn't use anything.
16. 2020-11-19 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #116
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I could just see that prisoner out in the exercise yard blowing bubbles out of her coochie every time she took a step.
17. 2020-11-19 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #117
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well I wouldn't use anything.

    
    I would use my penis
18. 2020-11-19 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #118
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I would use my penis

    
    Hermaphrodite huh.
19. 2020-11-19 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #119
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Ghost I was told to bring drugs if I ever go to the local jail or i would get beat up.
    
    My anal cavity can only hold so much sheesh

    
    Prisoners get friends to go to the courthouse and write down the list of names on the docket, so they know who's coming to the prison in advance. As soon as the person goes into receiving, they then ask him if he's coming in off the street (which they already know). If the person lies, they get beat up. If they tell the truth, but say they didn't suitcase anything, they get beat up.
20. 2020-11-19 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #120
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I would just beat up anyone that asks me if i came off the street.