How 2 get paid without working

1. 2017-03-15 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have $6k and I know its only gonna last me a few months if I quit my job now, how can I do a side hussle and make as much as I make now?, can I invest what I have?. I just wanna buy an ounce of meth and say fuck it.
2. 2017-03-15 at 12:59 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   How much is an oz of good tech anyway? $1000? I bet you could make that oz last you at least 4-5 weeks and in that time you could probably come up with hundreds or thousands of new money making opportunities.
3. 2017-03-15 at 1:02 AM UTC

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   paradoxspace Houston
   This is the question i ask myself everyday... I need that tesla mind .
4. 2017-03-15 at 1:02 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   I'll give you a dime to suck my dick.
5. 2017-03-15 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   How do you do a side hussle? Sure, but that would be work, and you said you don't want to work. Can you invest what you have? Sure. Feel free to buy your ounce and meth and say fuck it too. Maybe your drug dealer can figure out a way to do something productive with the money.
6. 2017-03-15 at 4:03 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ How much is an oz of good tech anyway? $1000? I bet you could make that oz last you at least 4-5 weeks and in that time you could probably come up with hundreds or thousands of new money making opportunities.

   
   I can make an 8ball of uncut last quite a few weeks so an ounce would do me a long time. I think it's like $2500 or something.
7. 2017-03-15 at 4:44 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump post Bill Krozbys dick some more i love it and want to have a threesome with my gay lover lanny too.

8. 2017-03-15 at 5:40 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock IM A FUCKING FAGGOT THAT HUFFS Bill Krozby COCK WITH LANNY

9. 2017-03-15 at 6:16 AM UTC

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   cerakote African Astronaut
   cut grass and get paid in cash
   
   sell drugs
   
   kneepad futures
   
   scrap metal
   
   buy lame old shit on CL and turn it into something gay and trendy so hipsters buy it
   
   scam people on counterstrike and sell your earnings
   
   make your own shit and start an etsy
   
   computer repair/building/maintenance
   
   flip items on cl
   
   theft and pawnshops
   
   auto repair
   
   odd jobs/side gigs on cl
   
   day trade
   
   sell your ass
   
   youtube gaming bullshit
   
   sell bootleg cds
   
   metal detecting on the beach
   
   bot/farm virtual gold and sell it
   
   flip cheap games on steam off sale
   
   
   if you cant make money without having a real job just end it all right now
   
   alternatively you could just keep working
10. 2017-03-15 at 1:37 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The whole point is not to work and make money passively
11. 2017-03-15 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    donate blood plasma sperm, sell clean urine online to druggies. both of these require you to be able to pass the doug test
    
    banshee dust schemes v.2- cigs dipped in mongoldust with just the right amount of ammonium chloride for maximum addictive potential
12. 2017-03-15 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wanna smoke ammonium chloride
13. 2017-03-15 at 4:12 PM UTC

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    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump The whole point is not to work and make money passively

    
    thats called welfare
14. 2017-03-15 at 4:17 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or investing you poor scumbags
15. 2017-03-15 at 4:21 PM UTC

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    cerakote African Astronaut
    well then if you knew the answer to your own question why did you make the thread
16. 2017-03-15 at 6:32 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm asking for investment ideas for $6 you illiterate fuck
17. 2017-03-15 at 6:40 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm asking for investment ideas for $6 you illiterate fuck

    
    buy half a stamp bag, cut with 1/2 stamp worth caffiene and sell as whole stamp bag.
18. 2017-03-15 at 6:57 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    $6000 I mean
19. 2017-03-15 at 8:29 PM UTC

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    CutterLegendaryNinja Houston
    SEE my recent post on stock/forex market!!
20. 2017-03-15 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #20
    CutterLegendaryNinja Houston
    Also you could invest and make gold.