2020-11-16 at 4:46 AM UTC
Life on the edge, I’m dangling my feet..
I tried to pay attention but attention paid me ...
2020-11-16 at 4:57 AM UTC
Throw dirt on me, I’ll grow a wild flower.. 🌺
2020-11-16 at 5:32 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I wonder how effective it'd be to dissolve drugs into a solution (alcohol, glycol etc. depending on substance), dye it yellow and fill a colostomy bag with it.
would customs ever check the contents of a colostomy bag?
2020-11-16 at 5:45 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by aldra
I wonder how effective it'd be to dissolve drugs into a solution (alcohol, glycol etc. depending on substance), dye it yellow and fill a colostomy bag with it.
would customs ever check the contents of a colostomy bag?
If you smeared some real diarrhea around the opening, and the officer sniffed it, you'd probably be fine from there on in.
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2020-11-16 at 6:01 AM UTC
aldra
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I know a lot of drugs get smuggled dissolved into solution and poured into stuff like wine bottles, sauces and the like.
years ago I read on one of the tor marketplace forums that a guy used to regularly ship large volumes of coke in pallets of 'personal lubricant' until one day his label maker decided to be funny and label them 'GAY ANAL LUBE'. it caught the cops' attention because it was so fucking goofy and the whole shipment got seized.
2020-11-16 at 6:08 AM UTC
Can u image customs checking colostomy bags 😂 Not today, grandma! Hope u brought some extra bags, I call ur bullshit !😂
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2020-11-16 at 6:12 AM UTC
aldra
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Can u image customs checking colostomy bags 😂 Not today, grandma! Hope u brought some extra bags, I call ur bullshit !😂
'is this bag more than 20ml? INTO THE TRASH IT GOES'
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2020-11-16 at 6:14 AM UTC
Kek!
Sir I don't have another bag w me! I DONT GIVE A SHIT 😭🙃
2020-11-16 at 1:40 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Put a few kernels of corn in there for the win.
2020-11-17 at 12:22 AM UTC
Lol @ “nothing ever happens in North Dakota”
I feel like my butthole is about to get bombed