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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king People that need to be killed


    Leftists
    blacks
    spics
    jews
    feminists
    democrats
    Xbox fans
    People who listen to blink 182
    mudslimes
    South koreans
    people from California
    Canadians
    cia niggers
    dreamcast fanboys
    trannies
    gaymen
    NIS posters
    fat people
    dog owners
    marxists
    Commies

    Your hate is experiencing severe overlap. You may want to compartmentalize.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Life on the edge, I’m dangling my feet..
    I tried to pay attention but attention paid me ...
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Throw dirt on me, I’ll grow a wild flower.. 🌺
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I wonder how effective it'd be to dissolve drugs into a solution (alcohol, glycol etc. depending on substance), dye it yellow and fill a colostomy bag with it.

    would customs ever check the contents of a colostomy bag?
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra I wonder how effective it'd be to dissolve drugs into a solution (alcohol, glycol etc. depending on substance), dye it yellow and fill a colostomy bag with it.

    would customs ever check the contents of a colostomy bag?

    If you smeared some real diarrhea around the opening, and the officer sniffed it, you'd probably be fine from there on in.
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  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I wonder how effective it'd be to dissolve drugs into a solution (alcohol, glycol etc. depending on substance), dye it yellow and fill a colostomy bag with it.

    would customs ever check the contents of a colostomy bag?

    Lol. Really gross, but good thinking
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I know a lot of drugs get smuggled dissolved into solution and poured into stuff like wine bottles, sauces and the like.

    years ago I read on one of the tor marketplace forums that a guy used to regularly ship large volumes of coke in pallets of 'personal lubricant' until one day his label maker decided to be funny and label them 'GAY ANAL LUBE'. it caught the cops' attention because it was so fucking goofy and the whole shipment got seized.
  8. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Can u image customs checking colostomy bags 😂 Not today, grandma! Hope u brought some extra bags, I call ur bullshit !😂
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Can u image customs checking colostomy bags 😂 Not today, grandma! Hope u brought some extra bags, I call ur bullshit !😂

    'is this bag more than 20ml? INTO THE TRASH IT GOES'
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  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Kek!
    Sir I don't have another bag w me! I DONT GIVE A SHIT 😭🙃
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Faggot
  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    nigger
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Put a few kernels of corn in there for the win.
  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    nigger
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Put a few kernels of corn in there for the win.

    I'm gonna say this to people with no context and make them guess what it's in reference to.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna say this to people with no context and make them guess what it's in reference to.

    I should have used the word, undigested. Sorry.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I should have used the word, undigested. Sorry.

    That'll be a big clue but I'd like to know how many people it would take before someone actually said "oh, are you talking about adding the corn to a fake colostomy bag full of feces and liquified drugs in order to bypass airport security??"
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://twitter.com/mil_ops/status/1328394598289453056

    there are 4X+ the normal up right now… i have NEVER in my 3 years of watching this seen 1030 mil acft up on the app at one time… ever

  19. Lol @ “nothing ever happens in North Dakota”

    I feel like my butthole is about to get bombed
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Lol @ “nothing ever happens in North Dakota”

    I feel like my butthole is about to get bombed

    What? Who said that?
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