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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Listening to Country Hits Christmas favorites on Music Choice cable station while doin a one on one .....
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    thinkin bout bonin Candy
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    plot twist: that's a dude's leg
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    cock blocker
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT cock blocker

    Deep gay^
  7. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CandyRein Just use your phone

    Show your woman gooch. its between your cookie and muckhole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there was a guy on totse who used to go into chat rooms and target paedos

    once he started talking to them he'd tuck his cock in between his legs and turn the camera on

    then he'd wait for them to cam up and compliment his legs or something, at which point he'd flop his (admittedly pretty damn big) cock out and helicopter it around until they freaked out and left the chat
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Totse.. you have a girlfriend right be respectful and not be a hound online smh
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Totse.. you have a girlfriend right be respectful and not be a hound online smh

    Gay^
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Aldra you’re a gud guy but you think about diqs a lot to be a straight man ..
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Gay^

    I’m bi.. :)
  13. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra he'd flop his (admittedly pretty damn big) cock out

  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Oh Lord.. now haggy making threads lmao.. imma go chart
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    nerd fangs made me gay but then I attended one of mike pence's conversion seminars and he put the fear of god into me
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL @ fear of God
  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra he put the fear of god into me

    Did he use lube?
  18. Originally posted by Bugz Show your woman gooch. its between your cookie and muckhole

    Muckhole. Holy fuck lol
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    You don’t know anything about lady parts §m£ÂgØL stick to the bussy’s you’re used to lol wth
  20. Ok muckhole.
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